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This is the blog of stuff, carefully selected to make me smile, and hopefully brighten someones day. Enjoy!

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Well I wasn’t planning on losing a minute to this, but now that I’m here…

[argumate]

I don’t reblog aesthetic posts but I’ll make an exception for this one.

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Dad goals. (via megsullivan07)

[dajo42]

how to get the perfect beach body: go to a beach. cover yourself in sand. allow your body to merge with the beach. become one with the sand. become the sand guardian. guardian of the sand. poseidon will quiver before you

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“Is Poseidon quivering yet, Jeeves?”

“Indubitably, sir.”

[cardinal-doubtingthomas]

we need the jeeves and wooster fandom to hijack more posts tbqh

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[anexperimentallife]

This whole thread is cool and wholesome.

[weedyshurgusburgus]

something they have control over!!! yes!!!!!!!

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

My number one tip for straight men (I mean, it could conceivably work for other genders and sexualities, but you’d have to adjust it quite a bit) is: inagine they’re a man.

Imagine that you just randomly told some bloke in a pub that he has beautiful eyes.

That you walked up behind your coworker Jim and started caressing his neck and shoulders while talking to him about the budget.

That you just sent a large and unexplained bouquet of flowers to Darren in Accounting.

That instead of complimenting a coworker on her breasts, you complimented him on his dick.

Does the action now seem weird? Uncomfortable? Do you no longer want to do it now that it isn’t directed at somebody you are sexually attracted to?

That strongly suggests that your action has a sexual aspect to it and therefore probably counts as sexual harassment!

[glorious-spoon]

I have a large, colorful tattoo on one arm. I’ve had multiple strange men cross a room to tell me how awesome it is, frequently while I’m at work, and it has never made me uncomfortable.

A couple of weeks ago, someone yelled out a car at me ‘I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BOOTS’, which was awesome.

It’s just… it’s really not hard to compliment people in a way that isn’t creepy, if your goal is actually to compliment them and not to slide a ‘btw I’m thinking about fucking you’ under the radar.

[allthingshyper]

And the fact that some guys have NO IDEA how to do this really shows what’s wrong with our society.

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The above video titled “The Unequal Opportunity Race” was screened as part of a schoolwide Black History Month program at Glen Allen High School in Glen Allen, Virginia. Some parents apparently weren’t thrilled about that. One local grandparent had two words for what this video was pushing on white kids.

[drankinwatahmelin]

White people don’t like it when you put their privilege on display. This makes it hard for them to pretend there’s no such thing.

[sinistropteryx]

There’s one piece of Harry Potter Rowling can never ruin

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[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

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gumballs callin us out

[mitski-miyawakis]

i can hear the air being pushed through his nose

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Seriously. What on earth could a 3 yr old do to “warrant” a gun to the chest???

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Apparently they were in the process of arresting her mother (whom they beat while handcuffed, naturally), also pointed the gun at the head of the child’s grandmother, and pointed the gun at her when she did what any toddler would do and started wailing. The incident gave her one of the worst cases of child PTSD the expert they assigned has ever seen and she’ll need therapy well into her adult years. 

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of gun safety knows that you do not point a gun at anyone you are not willing to kill. So best case scenario these officers were grossly incompetent and worst case they were willing to kill a child for crying. This settlement is the least they deserve.

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

what she says: no

what she really means: no

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can you imagine?