when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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Kiana Khansmith

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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trying on a metaphor
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when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.
“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”
Wowie! Stay safe, everyone!
how to get the perfect beach body: go to a beach. cover yourself in sand. allow your body to merge with the beach. become one with the sand. become the sand guardian. guardian of the sand. poseidon will quiver before you
“Is Poseidon quivering yet, Jeeves?”
“Indubitably, sir.”
we need the jeeves and wooster fandom to hijack more posts tbqh
People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken”
That’s the wrong gif this is a better one
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
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Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988) Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)
Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!
Zoo staff don’t understand it but I do.
I’m so proud of her
My last two brain cells
He could’ve closed his laptop
is this a threat
You better believe it motherfucker!
WAFER!!! ❤
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good boi