Where Have My Socks Gone

Hello I'm Sarah a 19 dyslexic from New Zealand

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

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Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[im-a-luigi-number-one]

Wowie! Stay safe, everyone!

[dajo42]

how to get the perfect beach body: go to a beach. cover yourself in sand. allow your body to merge with the beach. become one with the sand. become the sand guardian. guardian of the sand. poseidon will quiver before you

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

“Is Poseidon quivering yet, Jeeves?”

“Indubitably, sir.”

[cardinal-doubtingthomas]

we need the jeeves and wooster fandom to hijack more posts tbqh

[pr1nceshawn]

People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken”

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[awfulbear]

That’s the wrong gif this is a better one

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[tipsymaple-blog]

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

[respectfulmemes]

[arielries]

pda

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[emmyrussum]

Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988) Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)

Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!

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[ameriqan]

[parttimepup]

Zoo staff don’t understand it but I do.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[onyasideburnss]

I’m so proud of her

[sweet-little-nothings]

My last two brain cells

[memewhore]

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[illinicoise]

He could’ve closed his laptop

[xeppeli]

[nicejewishguy]

is this a threat

[blog-493629846]

You better believe it motherfucker!

[dogaesthetics]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WAFER!!! ❤

[dicknurse]

Not For Sale

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[camilleto]

good boi