No Death Wish Yet

*** I’m 22

[out--of--ordinary]

Oh my god the flyers miis on main?? Those are diabolical I don't even want to look at them

[maurelle]

alsooo I’m just saying did TK help make them? cuz his mii is looking real tall lowk

[maurelle]

Yes, “Zoe Boyd tank top” IS is my recent search history. And no, I am not ashamed about it.

[maurelle]

so glad this nerd is the one to get a wasp named after him because if anyone is going to be ecstatic about being a part of “biological history” it is Professor Oscar Piastri

[hilaryknightsoftheroundtable]

montreal victoire player abby roque, drinks from the walter cup [hand designed by Tiffany & Co] filled with beer (2026)

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[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[onlywatchin]

you walk into the raven cycle like what the fuck kinda name is "gansey" and you walk out of th raven cycle like these characters are my close personal friends

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[thunderstormadvisory]

MV3️⃣

Congrats!!!

[my-russia]

First computer animated cat ever - “Koshechka” (”A kitty”), 1968

[unfortunatelytheflyers]

speedy boys:

tippett 🙂‍↕️

jamie 🙂‍↕️

glendening???

[raccoonhockey]

anyway fuck it while I'm here

[maurelle]

honorable mention to their matching golf fits

[maurelle]

if I had to choose a hashtag to represent this Stanley Cup series it would have to be #at least the Phillies won. because the flyers are out, avs got swept, nasty old vgk are in the Stanley cup final- but god damn, at least the Phillies won last night

[maurelle]

and let it be said I hate vegas, I’ve always hated vegas, I wish nothing but the worst for vegas

[0838pm]

[maurelle]

mood today is Trevor Zegras languishing in the penalty box with his scrungly playoff stache

[hopeless-bluebird]

I really need someone to shoot a puck right into carter hart's dick at 100kph

[bedardenjoyer]

Connor Bedard: You can't make me act right!

[maurelle]

see everything in the bedsy hashtag is like “what if u and Connor Bedard dated… imagine…” and it’s like no that’s my brat son. I want to watch him be a brat and look small and tape his stick !! give me bratsy !!

[hocceius]

it's too late i've already depicted you as the flailing quinn hughes and myself as the nonchalant connor bedard

[maurelle]

I try so hard to hate Quinn Hughes for visiting the pest in the White House and then he does something like this (his best impression of a soaking wet troll doll? briefly losing control of all six senses? who knows), and I can’t help but be helplessly endeared by him