No Death Wish Yet

*** I’m 22

[maurelle]

just got my presale tickets to the pens/flyers home opener and I cannot fucking wait. if I have no voice the next day do not trip any other option is failure

[antrea]

[25.10.13] vs. florida panthers

jamie and sanny :)

[lailesbian]

pookieee

[glittertimes800]

my camera aware porter martone collection [ongoing]

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[opal-serpent]

I was always under the impression that people knew they were hunting animals to extinction and just didn't care. Makes me feel better to know that for the longest time people genuinely didn't know

[bethany81707]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/transcoded/d/d8/Last_known_footage_of_a_Thylacine.webm/Last_known_footage_of_a_Thylacine.webm.1080p.vp9.webm

Seeing this clip kinda makes the context hit harder.

[hocketing]

I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

[hocketing]

KMS POSTPONED. I LOVE YOU JHOAN DURAN. I FORGIVE YOU TREA. DODGERS SUCK. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

[maurelle]

I get the very specific torture of one of my besties being a Mets fan (yuk) and he’s at my house very often so he’s constantly sniping at the Phils because if a game is on I have it on the radio. and tonight I got the pleasure of watching his face when marsh (who he JUST sat on his fantasy team) hit a homer <3 and of course a Phils win. good job boys!

[quietconspiracy]

Most of the NHL: here’s our schedules in themed promo with a TV commercial/movie trailer feel to it!

Meanwhile, the Flyers: yeah let’s get Gritty to launch things across the ice just for the vibes

[hocketing]

DEREK FUCKING HILL!!!!!!!!

[lovergf]

i hope i’m not just a tumblr blog to you but also bad lesbian representation

[coachspet]

Len Redkoles (1, 2)

[maurelle]

saw something recently about how hockey men need to stop wearing such tight pants and this photo set is proving ittttt like Jamie and Tippy looking so good with the casual baggy pants and then the Ziggy/Barkey with the phone imprints because their pants are like suction cupped to their bodies lmao. like guys ily but please let tippy dress u just once

[hocceius]

they're also offering flyers fashion review

[pondinthewoods]

why are hockey fashion reviews not a thing?? oh the views would SKYROCKET. let’s roast some fuckass fits.

[maurelle]

there’s a lady on instagram who rates walk in looks and I love her! forget her user and I’m not on ig at the moment lol but I’d guess she’s easy to find

[puckcontrol]

the slow-mo. this is SO fucking nasty.

[hocketing]

passive-aggressively watching shwarbs and harper highlights on youtube like can u guys remember who you ARE

[hocketing]

that video of the short baseball guy charging the pitchers mound and making out with the pitcher is deeply cringe and embarrassing to me

[maurelle]

thank god I thought I was the only one,,, like we cannot let this become a thing. it feels icky in a very performative queerbait way, almost like making a spectacle for the heated rivalry straight girls™️ but not taking it seriously at all. obviously I’m all for queerness in sports (for instance, the pwhl is doing it RIGHT) but not like this

[jaynejezebelle]

8/8 teams complete!

I humbly request no more future teams be allowed to use the color blue (you’re on thin ice San Jose).

[boysharkmack]

also why did i not know pink whitney was created by spittin chiclets

[abbyroqueingit]

it's summer which means i am constantly asking myself questions such as "who is on my hockey team" and "is that a good idea"