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Not gonna lie, I'm excited for this book. Read the first chapter and I loved it. Can't wait to read all of it soon enough!
Iâve been staring at this for five minutes wondering why the fuck im still on this site
Iâd say this post makes me want to die but apparently I canât even do that in peace now can i
youâre just a daydream away
Now this is just iconic advice
tfw porn suddenly appears on your dash
When youâre trying to live your life, but you keep remembering the porn that was on your dash.
When you give in and go back through your dash to find the porn.
When you get done jacking off, but you keep thinking about the porn.
WHY DID I MAKE THIS OH MY GOD. IM STILL LAUGHING THOUGH.
Denial, anger, depression, bargaining and acceptance.
diva cups are like almost the perfect innovation except for the fact that taking them out is so hard and like the amount of pressure that builds in ur coochie means the contents of the cup goes literally everywhere when you manage to muster enough strength to break the vacuum and pull it outta thereÂ
there is actually a cup on kickstarter right now called the keela cup designed by a woman with ehlers-danlos, designed to be easier to remove for people with disabilities and everyone else ! i know this is a funny post BUT i also want to use a diva cup without sucking my heart out of my pussy by accident.
im SCREAMING at the last part cos thatâs EXACTLY how it feels lmaoooooo
Every single odd number has an âeâ in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenât spelled with the letter e in it âŠ
father godÂ
âŠif you can split a number in half evenly, itâs even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-â
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyâŠ.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter âEâ.
đŁYOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
lmao imagine thinking 30 and 50 are odd
We ainât even finish the week yet
if i didnt have depression no one could fucking stop me. i only have depression because otherwise im too powerful
basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood thatâs inside of your body, and theyâre like⊠a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then thatâs probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. thatâs basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and theyâre, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, thatâs where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.Â
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all
hey OP whatâs up
I want to use this as an audition monologue
Hey quick question OP. What the fuck?
im gonna have some quesadillas for lunch today i think.
why do so many âicarus and the sunâ artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do yâall know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, yâall.
Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck
âIcarus we just escaped prison donât ruin it by flying too close to the sunâ
[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]
woops
Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology
Me: âI donât need sexâ
My hormones: âfirst of all .. youâre horny asf, stop lyingâ
when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly
isnât it wild that gerard way can just fucking come up with lines like âwill you mean it when the end comes reelingâ and thatâs not even his most well-known line, he just fucking drops it like itâs nothing. that manâs never written a filler line in his life.
jesus this is adorable
this way too sweet
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I loveeee this!!!
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This gravestone from 1875 reads:
âKate McCormick, Seduced and pregnant by her fatherâs friend, Unwed she died from abortion, her only choice, Abandoned in life and death by family, With but a single rose from her mother, Buried only through the kindness of an unknown benefactor, Died February 1875, age 21, Victim of an unforgiving society, Have mercy on us.â
We are headed for this again in the US!đđ€
This is so sad. Iâm so sorry Kate.
Over 100 years later and still we never learn. This is so sad and fucked up.