Thαt's the thıng αbout 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆, ısn't ıt?

  𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢 ; 𝐒𝐡𝐞/𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲, ♈︎ | There's always a light at the end of the tunnel, even if you have to make it yourself. |  𝑃𝐹𝑃: 𝐾𝐻 𝐶𝘩𝑒𝑛 ; 𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟: 𝐴𝑛𝑎 𝐶𝑜𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑟 |

[bloodraven55]

and that’s on soulmates

[roxetta23]

PhoenixFlare Commission art for @arixabell 's fic again! I love drawing them so much. Joshua and Dion got job classes, and they are mages. Read more in the fic 'Break the Job System, Not Hearts' By ArixaBell

[yinza]

Some Xena studies to finish out the month!

[Image Description: A set of 3 black-and-white sketches of Xena. The first shows her performing a backflip. The second shows her mid-battle with her sword drawn and yelling. The third shows her kicking out to the side. /end ID]

[sayaka]

He's just not fit to be king

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[kaburion]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[lastpositivist]

Lmao staff at a Nigerian hospital hung this up after a boss they didn't like was transferred away

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[maykitz]

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[whyenn-reader]

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

[whyenn-reader]

stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.

[depsidase]

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system

[girlballs-archive]

[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated

[sylviii]

was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme

[imoanurparentsnames]

transfem version for those who can’t/don’t want to access twt

[dsmsix]

[dsmsix]

[naamahdarling]

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged