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𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖. 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕗-𝕕𝕖𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕡𝕦𝕟𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕.

[dib]

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

[zim]

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

[dib]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thesearetryingtimes]

We can’t stop here! This is bat country!

[notallmensheviks]

[lazyeagledetective]

Penguins

[penguinfacts]

Penguins

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Penguins

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

P e n g u i n s

[like-the-brightest-star]

𝒫𝑒𝓃𝑔𝓊𝒾𝓃𝓈

[slussy666-deactivated20150511]

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

[damnitrj]

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

…a doctor who built a body.

[cthulhubert]

For what is possibly the first time in the history of pop culture somebody actually really specifically does mean the doctor… and someone tries to correct them.

[classicfern]

Just to be That Person… 

Frankenstein wasn’t even a doctor bc he fucking dropped out of college to build a body

[imaginarycircus]

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

behold…

absolute unit

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

[emmamartschinke]

[penguinlove1001]

It’s Friday!!!

Today’s penguin post features some random penguin gifs for you to enjoy!

[haarute]

Visit Original Link

[avas-poltergeist]

I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my-

[violavsoboe]

[penguinfacts]

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[kawaiianimebae]

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

[sensicalabsurdities]

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

[cryptiddesi]

Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!

Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.

And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Goddamn. That’s how you DM with style

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

[yetimati]

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AN EXPERIENCE

[like-the-brightest-star]

This reads like a demented royal hereditary chart or something.

Are we going to have a war over who the true inheritor of the “Painted the Guy” bloodline really is?

[penguin-photos]

2018/2/23

[ginger-ale-official]

why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

[goolfriend-moving]

[like-the-brightest-star]

Hey all!

Tumblr has been broken for me for the past week or so- so broken, in fact, I physically couldn’t reach out to any support/help staff because the site and its functions were so busted(couldn’t like/reblog/post anything, basic functions would redirect back to dashboard/home page, etc.)- but I’m finally back.

Tried using the support email- learned the hard way that it’s apparently defunct and that all support inquiries should be directed to the help page where the “Contact Support” button would essentially refresh the help page. In essence, I couldn’t do anything and I thought I was basically done with this site- especially so when the site’s UI just stopped showing up and I just got raw text and pictures instead. Then- presumably with no actual input from the staff- the site had just started working again! I can also finally contact support from the help center! Doesn’t matter much now, does it?

With the minor rant over, I’ll get back to providing more mediocre content to all of y’all and reblogging all the infinitely-better stuff I can find.

P.S. - Staff: you should probably bring back a support email for the folks who can’t access the help form when the site just straight up stops working. Just a thought...