Beyond The Sea

She/They ~ 29 ~ Queer ~ A dumb pile of sharks in a trench coat

[catchymemes]

[lavenderlion]

hey do you mind if I have a crush on you...as a friend....

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is my life

[striders]

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

[enchantedbook]

Art by Jean Michel Coriou.

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[curliestofcrowns]

where's that speed skating gif

[scarygodmother]

[omegarelayy-deactivated20240826]

me unfortunately

[fjordfocused]

Lae'zel expressing relief to know she can't bear children and how that fact enhances her sex life. Shadowheart stating she prefers short-term sexual relationships instead of romances. Karlach openly saying she's frustrated from a lack of sex. Minthara mentioning her many previous lovers. Dame Aylin's every other word is about eating out her wife.

[huffylemon]

[librarian-raichu]

Information Wall (with Hat)

[nitrosplicer]

a wasp made this post

[thecollectibles]

Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

[thecollectibles]

The Collectibles: Best of 2023

[tunisian]

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024

[glowcowboy]

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

[basketobread]

no comic for today, just my greatest girl with even greater ambitions

[deadpeatbogbody]

literally cannot believe "first ever live action omegaverse show" is not bigger news on tumblr

[my-people-skillls-are-rusty]

[chaotic-aro-incarnate]

The live action omegaverse show about racecar drivers!

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

like! people always reference pride & prejudice as the archetypal “normal girl falls for mysterious brooding antihero” story but they overlook the part where lizzy drags darcy so fucking hard he leaves town and then apologizes for talking to her the next time they meet even though they’re at his literal house

[laalratty]

Also, she doesn’t fall for the mysterious brooding antihero. She thinks that guy’s a twerp. She falls for the guy who loves his sister a lot, is kind to his servants, isn’t rude to the Gardiners and who acts completely differently to the brooding antihero before apologising for his past behaviour and acknowledging that her put down of him was extremely well deserved.

[kaijuno]

[gayshitanddadjokes]

despite staff's recent changes, we're... winning??????

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like