[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[godtiermeme]

Everyone join the ritual circle for trump to heat stroke out today at the piss carnival.

[jortstorm]

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU UNIONS TODAY. THANK YOU UNIONS FOR WEEKENDS AND MATERNITY LEAVE AND PATERNITY LEAVE AND EVERY RIGHT WE HAVE AS WORKERS!!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[anarcho-catboyism]

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

[animentality]

[predstrogen]

every single person in the notes who even remotely knows who keffals is is saying "oh yeah, thats a good call"

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[rimonoroni2]

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

[rimonoroni2]

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

[common-houseplant]

Missing toddler who walked 7 miles alone through Arizona wilderness led to safety by rancher's dog

The rancher traced the boy’s steps and discovered that Buford, an Anatolian Pyrenees who normally patrols his land and wards off coyotes, ha

[cipheramnesia]

"Do something about this unauthorized fucking baby please."

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[cringecorp]

[kosmogrl]

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

[apocherri]

by 2036 all boys will realize theyre actually girls and all girls will realize theyre actually boys except ☝️those that realize they are neither. complete transgender world domination

[sistertaxon]

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

[crazysodomite]

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband