KaitLynn

Yup. This is me. And stuff. And personal poetry.

[audreynical2]

[watermelonsaltandhoney]

This is very vivid. Did this guy actually have an affair with Chris Evans?

[jessiegraffninja]

She’s beauty, she’s grace…..

(x)

[armyoflarkness]

She belongs in Cirque du Soleil

[fulgurite-and-petrichor]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone use “she is beauty, she is grace” unironically. 

[givememypeanut-butter]

How is everyone else on that beach totally chill about this???

[4gifs]

[raserus]

LIL BABBY

U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN

GO LAY DOWN

[amiseeingyourcolourormine]

IT LOOKS LIKE TOOTHLESS

[bladeoffenris]

I like to believe that all the dragons in the world were magically cursed and turned into cats. But cats have never forgotten where they come from, hence the attitude.

[tanoraqui]

I nearly didn’t reblog this but the above comment makes more sense than anything I’ve ever heard.

[mzminola]

…that’s…that’s actually a story my mom used to tell me when I was little? That a dragon showed up at someone’s cottage so they gave it milk. And the dragon enjoyed the milk, so it kept coming back and got smaller and softer and purry-er until eventually it wasn’t a dragon anymore, it was a cat, and that’s where cats came from and why we keep giving them milk.

She might have gotten the story from Ursula K. Le Guin, or I have confused it with a different dragon story.

[ladyswearalot]

That’s also why cats tend to hoard their toys behind the couch!

[geminalupus]

@frosteddragonheart my new theory as to why you’re a cat lady

[taylorswift]

“Babe” video this Saturday!🍸

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[captainofthekryptonspacemarines]

I love happy endings

[taraljc]

THIS IS THE KIND OF QUALITY CONTENT I EXPECT FROM THIS PLATFORM.

[ostracizedpoodle]

last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here” so i was like ummmmmm and she like “oh for like um” and she started to make this jerking off motion and i was just like yes

[helpingg]

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[griffinspacejams]

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

[likebadlyalot]

When you can feel the depression getting worse.

[harrypotterhousequotes]

SLYTHERIN:

“All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts…" 

–William Shakespeare (Jacques: As You Like It, Act II, scene vii)

[harrypotterhousequotes]

SLYTHERIN:

“Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night." 

–Sarah Williams (The Old Astronomer)

[moonlightsdreaming]

Moana concept art by Ryan Lang

[flipphonegoth]

me: i am too clingy and obsessive and i latch onto people too soon and im creepy? me: also i dont respond to messages from people i care about and i make no effort to maintain communication with my friends

[createdbycutescissors]

THE SHADE

[surreal--memes]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

fuckin gmail is a real friend not like u fake friends