:/

[woppy42]

I Am Hungry But None of the Abundant Food Items Available to me Appeal to the Whims of my Appetite and Therefore I Shall Starve: an unfortunate saga

[memewhore]

[saltykingsalty]

Damn what kind of unfinished business does a medieval serf have that couldn’t be completed in 1,000 years?

[takaska]

they want to see the fall of the monarchy

[xiaq]

Ever since I found out that earthworms have taste buds all over the delicate pink strings of their bodies, I pause dropping apple peels into the compost bin, imagine the dark, writhing ecstasy, the sweetness of apples permeating their pores. I offer beets and parsley, avocado, and melon, the feathery tops of carrots.

I’d always thought theirs a menial life, eyeless and hidden, almost vulgar—though now, it seems, they bear a pleasure so sublime, so decadent, I want to contribute however I can, forgetting, a moment, my place on the menu.

Feeding the Worms by Danusha Laméris

[sandmandaddy69]

[view-from-up-here]

[halfinvisible]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

[unclefather]

[filmnoirsbian]

Thinking back to the first story I ever started writing down (I was 7 or 8) about a group of stray cats who, every full moon, took the form of human kids. They actually were human kids, who had been killed (all at different times/by different people). Their bodies were each dumped by the side of the road where a cat had been hit by a car previously, and their souls landed in the cats' bodies. Eventually they all found each other and decided that every full moon, when they shifted, they'd try to solve each other's murders one by one. It was going to be a series, with each book focusing on a different kid's murder mystery. I told my mom about it once, briefly, and she said "Those cat books (warrior cats) are making you creepy."

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I would read this.

[montereybayaquarium]

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

[noxfauna]

dip moon like cookie

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

[taquito]

[normal-horoscopes]

MAYBE YOU CANT LOVE NATURE FOR ITS INHERENTLY PREDATORY NATURE BECAUSE YOU ROMANTICIZE PASSIVE ENJOYMENT OF A PASSIVE NATURAL WORLD.

I AM BEING HUNTED BY WOLVES.

I CALL THAT ACTIVE PARTICIPATION IN THE ENVIRONMENT AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE.

[cecillias-garden]

Caretaker, might I ask how you're managing to outrun them and still be posting?

[normal-horoscopes]

VOICE TO TEXT ALL TERRAIN HEELYS

[ouroborosmotifs]

if somebody held their arms out to me and softly told me “c’mere” i would simply break down

[ouroborosmotifs]

“my heart is full of open windows”, Azra T.

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

[seashellronan]

the girls are learning to count

[omghotmemes]

We did it boys. We did it.

[low-poly-yuri]

a message from the man himself

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

not a red flag but dated a guy who would start singing hamilton songs when he leaned into kiss me (ive never listened to hamilton, i dont really want to) and he broke up with me by giving me a card thst was just lyrics to the song burn.

honey you are a victim

[radialteeth]

Smart girls are the fucking best

[cricketcat9]

😍😍😍

[cottaegecore]

holding hands with someone is one of the simplest and greatest things on earth. nothing else really matters honestly

[anonymouscomrade]

the CDC's like "how could covid cases be RISING?! all we did was tell the dumbest, most selfish population in the history of the world that they didn't need masks if they got vaccinated, entirely on the honor system"