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[sethmeyers-andysamberg]

SO I WENT TO THE LOUVRE TODAY…

[sethmeyers-andysamberg]

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SAW THIS, LISTEN TO IT WITH VOLUME UP!

[itskyalenotkyle]

What we tell haters from now on

[night1703]

He came here to screech

[earthstory]

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Adventure cat, Lake Louise, Alberta, Canada

[sexwitsockson]

[thenatsdorf]

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[eroscestlavie]

god i love this guy hes so fucking orange

[lesbianrustcohle]

if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

[lesbianrustcohle]

brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.

me: no??? that’s mean???

brain: polar bear, then

me: no

[lesbianrustcohle]

brain: the lions just got fed raw meat

me: yes?

brain: steal it and eat it in front of them

me: …

[lesbianrustcohle]

rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received

[pro-survivors]

I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain. 

[budgiekazoo]

sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering

[weloveshortvideos]

When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway 

[tropic-mews]

I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real

[pukicho]

Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no

[pukicho]

This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

[nezumionice]

word*

[pukicho]

I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven’s front door.

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[pivotalwolf]

[wevansly-deactivated20180204]

Did that cat just turn into a dog with a single button press?

[owls-love-tea]

witchcraft 

[itskyalenotkyle]

Your money declined 😭😂😂

[garbagegold]

This guy makes some real Twilight Zone shit I swear.

[stonersquabbles]

The fact that the gay community needs like 18 app major apps just to fuck or meet someone is very telling. Grindr for white twinks, scruff and growlr for white bears and chasers, jack’d for anyone who isn’t white (and weed), etc… Half of the profiles on Grindr say things like “No fats, fems, or blacks”, “Asians, move along” or “White only please. Not racist, just a preference.” We scream at the world for treating us like outcasts yet we segregate and marginalize ourselves. Don’t ever forget that misogyny, transphobia and racism are just as present in the lgbtq+ community as it is amongst heterosexual people.

[gaycism]

The white gays on tumblr dot com when they see this post

[acidbathprince0fdarkness]

Is it really that bad in America? Here in Canada everyone’s sleeping with everyone, doesn’t matter what colour lol

[alexander]

bitch shut up lmao the lgbt canada is exactly the same

[world-of-cats]

[longgonebabe]

#WHY TEACH THEM THIS#THEY WIL NEVER STOP#THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW

[integration-by-party]

@gothxfaerie

[sadunit]

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Do you ever daydream about stupid stuff so hard that you end up breaking your own heart???? Is that just me????

[arabwife]

i admire people who could’ve turned cold after everything they’ve been through but still chose love anyway. there’s strength in that