[nyasm]

[tumblr]

hs4's American Girls has us feeling nostalgic ❤️

[jesswhitlock]

Someone: "How are you today?”

The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."

[dykeselfcest]

idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.

[unclefather]

[inthefallofasparrow]

'was the grink there?' energy

[ianswerstuff]

People these days just posting inside jokes inside the whole damn internet

[inthefallofasparrow]

[loathsomespider]

[bimbocore]

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[lunar-pantheon]

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

[lunar-pantheon]

artistic rendition

i fucking wish i had a way to prove this but a) passing around nudes is wrong even when its a 40 year old nudist shark freak and b) he unsent the messages bc my silence made him nervous ig. wish he was instead nervous about sharks around his panenis but im not his dad

[lunar-pantheon]

btw another pic in the set he sent me was essentially the same photo but the shark was a fishing spear and his penis was erect this time. do you think he meant it as a metaphor thats kind of poignant symbolism

he looked almost regal in a florida man way

[lunar-pantheon]

actually fuck do you guys think i ghosted Poseidon on grindr be honest its hurricane season and im on the gulf i mean did you SEE what that guy did to odysseus

[socialmaya]

[piosplayhouse]

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

[wolfcat-hybrid]

OP which clinics have evil penises

[wolfcat-hybrid]

OP please

[xjesterxjacksx]

OP we need to know

[predatory-lesbians]

OP please

[piosplayhouse]

[worthless-mess]

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

[iamoutofideas]

they should give you a big certificate & a kiss on the lips if you’re trans & you go swimming for the first time as a woman

[beingharsh]

"on the origin of trans femmes", kai cheng thom

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[drops-of-universe]

Doctor prescribed me 100mg of true love’s kiss

[ripempezardexerox]

[reactionfaces]

[fnordseer5]

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home