Just a little nerd

I'm not active much, sorry bout that. Trying to do stuff. I'm a young nerd who enjoys reading, computer science and the occasional overambitious sewing project. 

[filibusterfrog]

level 2 spell scars :) have fun when you suffer 

(Cantrip scars)   

(1st level spell scars)

[kuttithevangu]

For those who don’t know, the Sambatyon or Shabbat River is a legendary river which runs for six days of the week in a deadly torrent and on Shabbat, does not run. Legend has it that the Ten Lost Tribes were exiled to the other side of the Sambatyon, and many expeditions have gone to find it, but the thing is – the river is too wild to cross on the six days of the week, and on Shabbat it is forbidden to travel. So it’s impossible to cross, but in a very Jewish way where it’s not just STRAIGHT-UP IMPOSSIBLE, it’s impossible on a LEGAL TECHNICALITY. What’s on the other side? We’ll never know

If you write fantasy stories, please consider: this

[pikky126]

But what if you just jumped really really high and crossed the river

[kuttithevangu]

Can’t be done

[dragkingandreweldritch]

what if you traveled with a non-Jew and on Shabbat they swam across while towing you on an inflatable raft

[kuttithevangu]

I suspect this is still a violation but I’m not orthodox enough to say.

[jewishtransdyke]

It’s a violation if you ask them to do it. If that just happens to occur through some bizarre coincidence, I think you’re in the clear.

[hachama]

Taking a study break, down by the river, and its such a lovely day. The water is perfect, so cool and inviting, but you don’t want to exert yourself in any way that could be construed as work. It’s a perfect time to take a break and sit in an inner tube. What a lovely, relaxing moment…. when your non-Jewish friend, that goofy weirdo, grabs the edge of your inner tube and starts pulling you across. What a joker.

[mueritos]

some people on insta said i should post my workout routine since i mentioned how im so happy with the results, so here’s my little workout guide for my fellow trans folk! I focused on getting a more masculine body because obviously that’s what I want. I’m so happy with the results, this workout is saving my fucking life!!!! I can’t get on T soon so this has really been keeping my dysphoria in check. I barely get body dysphoria, i love how my clothes looks on me, i love feeling confident for once in my life!!! HOWEVER Don’t go overboard with working out my friends. Do not work out in a binder, you MUST take days off to let your muscles heal, and you CAN’T starve yourself! Fitness is all about health and diet! Take care of yourself. This is also MY workout routine, you may not get the same results as I have! Every body is different. 

[roskii]

!!!!

[captainlordauditor]

i just think the world would be a better place if we would all take a bit of time to examine how we personally interact with stories

[prairiedawn]

I, for one, am a complex network of interconnected stories stored on a meat based drive.

[captainlordauditor]

that is quite possibly the most terrifying way of describing a human but honestly same

[venerabledreadnought]

That’s not scary. What’s scary is that you’re a ghost and a skeleton working together to Pilot fleshy power armor made by your mother

[captainlordauditor]

You know, I expected to regret making this post for entirely different reasons than I actually regret making this post.

[elodieunderglass]

The Discourse Derailed, 2018. 

collaborative art performed by collective

[we-are-rogue]

Assassin by Kim SunHong

[infiniteloup-deactivated2022110]

Nightmare deer believes in you.

Now available as a shirt and a print in my shop!

[goodnightmoonvale]

@elodieunderglass that’s just what deer are like

[elodieunderglass]

completely reasonable picture of a perfectly normal deer

[c3rvida3]

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

[drivablecar]

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

[c3rvida3]

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

[largishcat]

if somebody did this to me i’d give them my real number

[lolita-wardrobe]

The ultimate outfits vocabulary (source: FRACTALZ LAB)

[msticray]

i heCCIn neeD ThiS

[occoris]

hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the way Discord has stylized their logo text makes the letter “D” look like the letter “פ” in hebrew, which is called “pe” and is pronounced sort of like “p”

in conclusion: pisscorp

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[lesbianaut]

Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

[absinthianajones-deactivated202]

[latter-ace-saint]

Replacing “gaze” with “gays” in hymns

High on the Mountain Top:

For God remembers still/His promise made of old/That he on Zion’s hill/Truth’s standard would unfold!/Her light should there attract the gays/Of all the world in latter days.

Testimony:

As testimony fills my heart,/ It dulls the pain of days./For one brief moment, heaven’s view/Appears before my gays.

[antoinettecomplex-blog]

hi I’m auditioning for the role of macbeth and i’ll be singing *lights crash to the ground* *auditioner chokes* *curtains combust* *falls off the stage* *breaks neck and dies*

[lavenderlemniscate]

technically a string of freak accidents is no man of woman born

[ninjadot]

My kind of social media

[likenolion]

https://www.ace-book.net/

[renzzyenz]

Lehi described the fruit on the tree of life as the sweetest thing he’s ever tasted but he lived in a world without artificial sweeteners so basically I wonder what’s sweeter say an entire pack of Starbursts or the fruit on the tree of life

[punkdeaf]

deaf accents are beautiful and its okay to struggle with accepting yourself! u dont need to change for anyone!!

[punkdeaf]

hearing ppl can reblog btw. support deaf ppl!

[disastrouspancakes]

Call-out Post

@smirkingrabbit deserves the world but doesn’t think she does. Get ur shit together, ur loved binch

[midnightcrossing]

Agreed

[likenolion]

i support this callout