All Hail The Phantom Bear, The Beast Within Us All

I am a twenty year old girl, named Bailey, that lives in Kalamazoo, Michigan. I am infatuated with Alaska and hope to move there someday. I have a condition called synesthesia that causes me to see colors in people, so if you're interested you can message me a picture of yourself and I'll tell you what colors I see you as! I'm a Pisces. I am also a Feminist. Also, if you would like a pen pal I'd be happy to be it because I am a letter fanatic. That's about it, peace. My instagram is bailey_crist

[llamagoddessofficial]

Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous

Google:

Me:

Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son

[milagredasrosas]

[5tn]

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[kniivila]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

[bikinipowerbottoms]

[abercrombee]

[hydro-homies]

[yekkes]

It’s not “problematic” to sexualize Bernie Sanders… But like. Why

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

My grandmother said Bernie Sanders ‘could get it’ word for word and ‘would know how to treat a lady and what to do with a lady’s treats’

[tchaikovskaya]

how do you delete someone else’s post

[rednightmare18]

my best friend’s 102-yr-old sex ed activist great-grandmother is known for shouting “THERE’S MY BOYFRIEND” whenever Bernie Sanders comes on TV

while her husband is sitting next to her

[blackestblackworld]

Bernie dropping Granny Panties

[girlnumbersix]

i love girls and i love twitter and i love girls on twitter

[marvel-blog2]

god i fucking love cats. i love them. i want to just pet them and hold them all and hear them purr and just squish my face into their fur because it’s so soft, and oh my god. guys. i legit fucking love cats. they’re so tiny and small and amazing and like. so pure

[soderso]

[allthingseurope]

[humpug]

[belgiandad]

[promethean-dread-deactivated201]

[danger]

[khe1]

i am a sexy vampire but my wife is an even sexier werewolf

[khe1]