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23 || just a bug

[sw4gg1e]

woah how’d that get there

[suffer-louder]

Credit @homoidiotic

[magess]

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

[saywhat-politics]

The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk’s Government Takeover

Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.

[seabassapologist]

elon is really mad about this so it would be a shame if people kept spreading the names around

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[freshlypickedmint]

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

[freshlypickedmint]

I have faith

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c, a, t at. t, atg c a ta at t caa. a a , caa t a a ta ta- ga . t atg c ca a t a a ga . t a

Closest match: Equus caballus genome assembly, chromosome: 19 Common name: Horse

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[ur-daily-inspiration]

source

[ihaveemotionalmotionsickness]

[emptiable]

HOT Mesopotamian singles in YOUR AREA !

[glamourweaver]

She’s from Paleolithic Austria, not Mesopotamia!

[wormsdyke]

HOT Paleolithic Austrian singles in YOUR AREA !

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[warningsine]

the collection

[leafinthebreeze-deactivated2026]

[noshameinoursickness]

repeat after me:

crying is a HEALTHY release of emotion AND a great way to complete the stress cycle

[lemememeringue]

it also grants you a tiger

[kingscrown666]

*nodding sagely* it also grants you a tiger

[baddywronglegs]

Helps master your felines

[bumblebeebats]

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

[bumblebeebats]

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

[roxasbooth]

[guldaastan]

this should make you angry. children in gaza have been out of school for a whole year and will be out of school as long as the israeli invasion continues. palestinian children live in flimsy tents which do not offer them any protection from the heat/cold. they travel long distances to search for water. they are threatened by water-borne diseases and skin infections that are running rampant in gaza.

no aid has been allowed in gaza since may. there is a shortage of everything from food to medicine to blankets to tents. this means that prices for everything have gone up.

it has become very expensive to survive in gaza. heavy rains followed by the winter are fast approaching. a tent does not offer much protection against the elements.

help alaa [ @alaakh998 ] buy supplies for the winter and medicine for her son who is suffering from a skin infection. she has two children aged six and four. she needs to ensure their safety and welfare and it cannot be done without your help.

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[guldaastan]

€12,160/€15,000 (short-term goal)

please keep sharing, the number of notes do not translate to the amount collected.

[guldaastan]

only €25 in the last 5 hours!

please keep sharing and donate if you can. alaa needs all the help possible!

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[saint-batrick]

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

[casualcarnage]

[leo-artista]

Incorrect quotes ft. Stan twins

[slimeysodaa]

FIDDLESTAN NATION WAKE UP. I BRING COMFORT DURING THESE DARK TIMES AND AMOUNGST THE DOOMED YAOI POSTINGS, FOR I WANT NOTHING BUT THEIR HAPPINESS.

[dekusbrokenarms]

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

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[liveandletrain]