boys in books are better

Live your life to the full and without regrets

[weantuniverse]

[plum-soup]

typical gay couple

[thescaredfluid]

Fuck me that’s a good one

[ed-recovery-affirmations]

Another piece of diet culture to unlearn: that eating an "unhealthy" food negates the benefits of other nutritious things you've eaten. Put bacon and ranch on your salad? Congratulations, you still got a lot of fiber, that's great for your gut biome, and the veggies still contain nutrients. Finished up your dinner with a dessert? You still ate the dinner. You don't have to eat "pure" to take in nutrition from your meals.

[striders]

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

[schaudwen]

this is why elon suddenly hired a praetorian guard

[adelphicoracle]

The Ides of March is almost here, and I have this great idea for how to celebrate this year!

[valtsv]

sometimes you just need to succumb to the whimsical urge to sit on an elevated surface high enough that your feet can't touch the ground and kick your legs back and forth aimlessly

[iamdusk-deactivated20230218]

You know what The best part of Pride and Prejudice movie is for me. When Elizabeth is reading a book and Mr Darcy says Ideal women reads and Elizabeth shuts the book with a loud thud.

[valtsv]

The problem with working in a morgue, funeral home etc is that if you die you still have to go to work

this shouldn't be as funny as it is but something about the combination of dad jokes and morbid humor hit me like a sack of bricks

[funnytwittertweets]

[introvertedx10]

Find me in 6 months when I learn this again, because I'm also a dumb bitch

[dogposts]

An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked "Philippines 1942". Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are two types of people in the world, civilized folks who hold the vacuum in one hand and the cord in the other, and people who let the cord flop around all willy nilly, like a belgian.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Very specific rivalry going on here

[lolwtfmemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[anxietyproblem]

[throwbackblr]

[housesinmotionmp3]

sleeping when it's cold: deepest peace imaginable, opportunity to bury yourself in blankets and indulge in the ancient mammalian instinct to curl up and sleep somewhere warm and dark and enclosed, instant and dreamless rest

sleeping when it's even slightly warm: torturous, only options are kicking off blankets and feeling horribly exposed or laying in your own sweat, impossible to get comfortable, exhausting and demoralizing sisyphean task

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

imagine if people posted about the US like china and north korea. "nice picture, love the landscape (FYI I do not support the war crimes of the US government I just think this picture is nice!)"

[0815-fick]

pros and cons of 'making food'

[teenagerposts]

Pros: food

Cons: making

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[theroseandthebeast]