We Come Alive on the Wildest Nights

I got everything on here, have a look around my friend.

[cloudthesamoyed]

[antiblackness-archive]

as a parent you really should feel ashamed and hate yourself if your children are unspeakably more comfortable and feel more safe sharing their personal life with strangers on the internet than they do with you like you really failed

[empathmanual-deactivated2022031]

Thanks for telling many parents of adolescents that they should be ashamed

[antiblackness-archive]

anytime sweetie

[florenciaatria]

[certasluas]

[bewvitched]

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

[y7k]

[lagunavibe]

[moody-nature]

[matt-molloy]

[anxi-ous]

Just kiss my neck and laugh a lot with me.

[alloverthegaf]

It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos

[alloverthegaf]

A few people have been asking so let me explain

Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The knives are shoved under your door at midnight and for the next week you have to try and ‘kill’ the person on your knife. If you kill them, you get their knife and have to kill that person, and so on, until there is one lone survivor. You can’t kill someone in the dining hall or in their room, or if they’re naked. I’m pretty sure the prize is a bottle of vodka.

It gets super intense; some floors unscrew most of their lights to make it harder to find the right person, or keep the fire emergency doors closed with black garbage bags taped up so you can’t even see into the floor. Some people walk around in nothing but a towel so that if someone comes at them they can just drop it and be immune. People walk in groups. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone. Friends are no longer trusted. No one and nowhere is safe.

[redleeder]

[onlytwitterpics]

[assgod]

A.I. is coming in more sympathetic than some people…it’s 2017

[thevaginamonoblogs]

The true robot uprising is female.

[rootfauna-deactivated20180326]

I welcome our robot overlords

[swevani-deactivated20170107]

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

[the-irish-mayhem]

Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.

[elisamaza]

a middle eastern jewish man

[lainathewitch]

A middle eastern jewish man born in Palestine who gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip.

[wilwheaton]

A middle eastern jewish refugee.

[writing-prompt-s]

Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood…

[jq37]

“Dude, I have not paid for music since 2006.”

“Oh yeah, I forgot that was a crime.”

“Me too, tbh.”

-fin-

[trippingeyes]

that green gentleman (things have changed for me) // panic! at the disco

[emmilinne]

continuing my favorite couples with percabeth <3