youll always find your way back home

former rpdr blog, returning upon the death of twitter • current 22 year old mess • she/they

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

working with 30 smth yr old linecooks is crazy because youll be having a normal conversation and theyll just randomly say shit like yeah tequila be making me a little bicurious and my babymama wont let me see my kids! 🤣 and you enter a quick time event where you have to craft a normal response in 1.5 seconds

[raptorific]

Suzanne Collins really has the protocol down. On average twice a decade she writes a press release that's like "in one year there will be a new book and in two years there will be a movie based on said book. Here is the one philosopher I'll be referencing, and here is what upset me this time on the news enough to write another book. Enjoy!" and then she collects her millions, drops another banger, and doesn't go on twitter ever

[raptorific]

I can't believe I need to explain this, but Suzanne Collins is the author of the celebrated "Hunger Games" series, who very famously refuses to comment publicly on any current events, and prefers to let her writing speak to her views. Susan Collins is a Republican senator from Maine who's been an outspoken supporter of Israel and its genocide in Palestine. They are two separate people.

[lettucemakar]

hey did you guys know when I first heard of hockey fanfiction, I thought it meant fans re-writing games how they wish they went

[lettucemakar]

I really really love this genre of tags on this post

[valtsv]

how did you not realise i was flirting? i literally told you i bruise easily and often

[valtsv]

do you think i just go around asking anyone what their bite force per square inch is

[alienthegreenalien]

the new 7 cardinal sins are mommy blogging, making mukbang videos, advertising a book by listing its tropes only, clickbait, making musical biopics, manosphere podcasts, and commenting "mommy? sorry" on a random person's picture

[salaciouscrumbb]

[todaysbird]

happy pride. here’s the link to wikipedias list of birds displaying homosexual behavior

[pokebirdtummy-deactivated202406]

[prole-log]

[larnax]

[ id: two photos captioned ""We are more alike than we are unalike." - Maya Angelou"

the first is a photo of an indigenous amazonian man from an uncontacted tribe shooting at a camera drone with a bow and arrow. the second is a photo of an australian couple throwing beer bottles at a camera drone as it flies over their yard.

/ end id ]

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

STOP WATCHING ME IS BURRIED DEEEP DEEP DEEEPIN OUR EVOLUTION

[trumbloola]

This is it...! The power of... drinking four beers!!!!

[despazito]

Under the American regime it's a crime to stand outside a store and not buy anything, if you don't cut your grass the neighbours will report you to the neighborhood surveillance police. Child workers try to raise money by cutting the grass for you

[ratfuck]

this memorial day bong rip is in honor of the brave US marines who died during the black mesa incident

[haaarpb]

a comic about a truck

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[depsidase]

[godlessondheimite]

[fleshdyke]

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

[fleshdyke]

one of the most important posts ever i believe

[askingjeffwinger]

that's not my fucking name

[leonardlikesthissite]

not objecting to the unfuckable part though?

[apolloendymion]

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"