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Do you ever see a string of words on this hellsite™️ and you’re sure that individually they are English, but put together you have no collective idea what the fuck they say? Because boy i just saw a doozy.
Yeah, fuck this whole “open communication is really important, ladies!” when ladies CAN and DO communicate fucking clearly and are IGNORED or BRUSHED ASIDE or have their boundaries fucking crossed ANYWAYS.
Lmao i literally told my partner that i was unhappy because of lack of intimacy and like the fourth time of me telling him he said it and then acted like he figured it out himself lmaoooooo
stop being horny at sethverman hes just bald and has a synth
you guys are making jokes on this post but like its a real issue youre treating this real human being like hes a fictional character just bc hes a popular internet figure like thats a real man stop being fucking weird in his inbox and on his posts. also just in general at users on this site. its inappropriate and creepy
But please 100% appreciate how funny and awesome his talents are. Just stop being so fucking weird about it
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Haha I love being in an adult relationship with an adult who’s been an adult for a hot minute, who in theory should be acting like an adult... plot twist, he’s fucking not. Jesus fucking Christ on a gOd damn crutch.
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Oil painting of my bubs. I’ve fixed it so it’s more accurate to the painting and i love it. #oilpainting #oil #painting #baby #bubbers #traditionalart #tradtionalartwork #oilpainter #paintsagram
“Why didn’t she just leave?” Well shit, it could be because the most common catalyst of women being murdered in abusive relationships is the threat of separation, but sure let’s blame women for their own murders a bit more shall we?
A woman who leaves an abusive man has a 50% chance of being murdered. And that’s just her personal safety - abusers will also threaten her family, children, or pets. But sure she should just leave, endangering herself and people she cares about, otherwise it’s her fault he’s a fucking abuser.
Not to mention the fact that even some of the best resources to help women in abusive relationships fail to keep them protected because laws aren’t either enforced or strict enough
Workin it
Trauma survivors on tv: (beautifully broken, delivers tearful speech on their traumas, hug it out)
Me: (describes abusive event and laughs) BOY THAT SURE WAS FUCKED UP
Sweet Jesus the accuracy hurts
Lace shawl for my wedding #knitlaceshawl #knit#handknit #knitlace #lace#red#wedding#weddingshawl
every cat exists on a sliding scale of ‘unit’ to ‘goblin’ with exotic longhairs and oriental shorthairs both being on the extreme yet opposite ends of the spectrum
shoutout to @archangelpng for creating & submitting this explosive take
SMASH THE BINAIRY
Butterball turkey goblins
Jesus fucking Christ
I’ve got like three or four more rows than what’s in these pictures now and god am i just tickled.
things heating up in the wizard of oz fandom
I want to party with these people damn
LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏
The only major chain retail store that I know of that allows their cashiers to sit is the Aldi grocery store, a German chain. Their starting pay is also $12 an hour chain-wide.
The interior of the store looks like this so they save money on the annoying shelf restocking. Products remain in their boxes until being removed by customers. No unboxing and putting stuff on shelves, and constantly having to rearrange it. Also, the boxes make inventory a breeze as a sealed box has a defined number of items in it.
Typical American grocery stores have shelves like this
Every item has to be unboxed and neatly stacked on the shelves. If they get messed up by the customers, everything has to be rearranged back to specific rigid order. When you have to verify the inventory, every item has to be removed from the shelves to be counted and put back. Aldi’s also do not have plastic bags. You can buy reusable bags or simply use the empty cardboard boxes that are available.
Last is the carts. Most grocery stores have their carts strewn across the parking lots, rolling around and hitting cars until a store employee is sent out to collect them, after being yelled at by the manager when they were told to do other tasks in the meantime. Aldi’s chains those carts together and you have to put a Quarter in to release it. When you are done, you plug the chain back in and get your Quarter back. If others are lazy, you can collect and return the loose carts and collect the Quarters.
It stops this…
Then the employees have to do this
reblogging this because I love Alidis
With the exception of the shelf stacking, all of this is totally normal in every single supermarket chain in the UK… what the heck America
Same for Germany… why would you make it any more complicated than that. Just. Why not let them sit??
They’re not normal for no reason. The right to sit during work seems normal for most retail workers in these countries because they are it is part of the labor rights that have been won by unions. Sometimes the right to sit was won in an agreement with the store and sometimes it was put down in national laws.
For example, in the UK your employer legally has to provide you with a comfortable seat if you do work that can be done while seating. In the Netherlands you have to be provided a seat if you work at a cash register for more than 4 hours a day or for more than 1 hour uninterrupted.
Unionize.
Oh yes, let’s ignore charging poor people a quarter to use a fucking cart, and focus on the fact they let their cashiers sit. Gods, capitalism is a shit storm, and everyone who reblogged this without pointing out how fucked up it is that they charge poor people money to use a grocery cart has lost any respect I might’ve had for them. Also, in the US that charging a quarter thing would never work. People would be even less inclined to put the carts bak properly, and those carts would get stolen at an even greater rate. You can’t just point at something done differently in another country and say that we should do that thing because it works there. Just because it works there doesn’t mean it would work here.
ALDIS ARE IN THE US. i’ve had an aldi in my town for almost as long as i’ve been alive. people dont steal the carts and most people put the carts back because they want their quarters back. you… get the quarter back… also, i’ve seen plenty of people pass on carts, so the next person who comes up doesn’t have to use their own quarter.
aldis are in the us and i’ve hardly ever seen their carts in a mess. so like, yes. this works.
There are two Aldis here in my city, and my family is not financially well off at all. We still shop there, sharing a cart if we can’t get more than one, and we usually offer our cart to another customer at the end or find a cart in the parking lot that others haven’t returned and use that.
As someone who worked for several months on Parking Lot duty at another grocery store, I wholeheartedly endorse the shopping cart system at Aldis.
If you ask a cashier they will usually give you a quarter because people leave their change, some of them have coin bins for the purpose of “paying it forward” for people who don’t have change on them
GILLIAN ANDERSON IS REALLY OUT HERE ASKING FOR FREE VIBRATORS ON TWITTER DOT COM I LOVE THIS WOMAN
Dana Scully horny on main
If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.
I did a double take in the break room when i saw this blimp (hint: it does NOT actually say penis)
I had this same cup! My dad got it from Las Vegas one trip