lilbigthingsinlife

Pouring my emotions into a broken jar.

[wavefinderxv-deactivated2020021]

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

Guys I love my new job so much my boss is so nice we have paid breaks and can eat and drink off the menu free all day it’s iconic

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

inch resting how i work for a lil independent coffee shop that isn’t a huge corporate chain and my boss is the actual owner and he like works with us doing the same shit we do, pays all his staff the london living wage (which is more than the legal minimum wage), gives us paid breaks, provides lunch and drinks all day, uses entirely fair trade + ethically sourced ingredients and still runs a super profitable business which opened two additional shops this year. it’s almost like it’s a total blatant lie that huge companies like amazon and walmart would be committing fiscal suicide if they started treating their staff like actual human beings 

[agonghostie]

I just wanna know what kind of power the person who changed the ‘was’ to ‘is’ on the my chemical romance wiki felt

[ohevoyev]

true performance art.

[okayysophia]

[princessnijireiki]

true incels are literally indistinguishable from satire bc they really all do talk Like That but once again, just to confirm:

[cinnamon-rell-deactivated202204]

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

[counseledcounselor]

For my next trick, watch me bring up a random comment you made in passing about 3 months ago that you hadn’t even recognized as something that could hurt my feelings. OUT OF THIN AIR.

[localsapphicmess]

end of year asks

what did you learn about yourself this year?

best moment of the year?

worst moment of the year?

what was the biggest change you experienced this year?

best song of the year?

best album of the year?

what’s one thing that happened this year that you want to change?

best book/book series of the year?

best television series?

how was your love life this year?

what made you cry the most this year?

biggest regret of the year?

best movie of the year?

favourite place you travelled this year?

did you make any new friends?

did you learn anything about your sexuality this year?

what are some hobbies that you developed?

what surprised you the most this year?

do you look different from the beginning of the year?

how did this year treat you in general?

what message would you give yourself at the beginning of the year?

has your fashion style changed this year?

one of the best meals you’ve had this year?

who has made the biggest impact in your life this year?

what’s one thing that you hope will continue next year?

[iwontallowit]

[zackisontumblr]

and don’t you forget it

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[jonrkennex-deactivated20140422]

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

[stimman3000]

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[deathdaydreamm]

[wizardbreasts]

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[wallflower-be-damned]

Why would you want to do that?

[emilydb]

What’s worse, dying when you want to live or living when you want to die?

[jamesmasinoart]

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

[thebibliosphere]

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

[adulthoodisokay]

this is amazing

[thelonelyplayboy]

[meanplastic]

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for