empty black, the space between stars

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[disdoorted-crows]

every day i wake up and mourn the loss of the american automat

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Maybe b/c it would scare the children? (I was taken aback.)

[wizardarchetypes]

i love adhd i just left work and walked to the bar then immediately realized i biked to work so now i’m walking back

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[get-shakespeared-nerd]

meows loud as alas shatt'ring all glass within 3 miles nay surviv'rs

[segamascott]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[toastyglow]

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

[toastyglow]

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

[toastyglow]

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous

[toastyglow]

fine I will concede: you CAN actually put something in there while maintaining the vibes, but it should complement the location instead of just being a generic scary guy you could put literally anywhere

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

tumblr users can't appreciate the subtle eroticism of the drink fridge

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

[creaturesculptures]

Unicorn Statue - Mirabellgarten, Salzburg [x]

[adasflowerss]

how to enrich my wug

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[fefairys]

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

[updatingranboo]

Ranboo tweeted :3