a wise man once said “what the hell is even that?”

[lipstvcked]

All you bitches know how to do is manifest and masturbate

lmaoo

[mctreeleth]

Manifest Masturbate Manipulate

[slaughteringbunnies]

how are ya feeling?

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[aberrantkenosis]

Visit Original Link

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

[abiak-deactivated20130929]

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

[insinuationviolation-deactivate]

[wtfdidyoulanadelsay-deactivated]

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

[p1zza5eva]

i cannojt bretahe

[galaxy-lilies]

I…I cannot describe the emotion I’m feeling right now.

[ace-of-the-cards]

i cant. breath hhhhhhhhhh

[red-mercer]

Clown Orgy

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

[sensicalabsurdities]

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

[mens-rights-activia]

This is me every time I’m making a new song on garage band for iPhone

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[socialistexan]

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed_News

[roboco-san]

man I couldn't do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days

[roboco-san]

john green's cock monologue never could have happened on twitter

[roboco-san]

god I wish that were me: a compilation

[milf-adjacent]

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

[anxietyproblem]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

I don't know what it says about my current mental state that I am laughing uncontrollably at this

[toasty-cowboy]

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

[housesoftheholymp3-deactivated2]

how did we live before the 🥺 emoji. like how the fuck did we communicate

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

[maramahan]

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

[iiyong-deactivated20140314]

[bowsbeaniesandbananas]

He was a lil too ready for that

[kylesquips]

Girl I piss like an excellent handmade chinese teapot

[6i0-deactivated20180625]

[gothamotel]