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this is my favourite tweet of all time

The chiropractor at my office called out sick, so my boss made me take over her appointments. I tried to explain to people that I was not a doctor, but they just waved it off as being "holistic." Everyone had visibly zig zag spines by the time I was done.

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Georgina Cooper Elle UK (April 2001) ph. Thiemo Sander

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we basically cant kill ourselves because it'll be like a whole thingggg guys come on dont make it a whole thing

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Crying, screaming, going to throw up, and pass out.

I'm in school to be an LPN, right?

Well, I already have training as a CNA.

I wasn't great at BP, but I could get it for you.

Except for now, for some reason. I've been getting systolics in the 160-180 range. On everybody.

Well, this is the first stethoscope that's ever been mine. I'm not big on their use yet.

I've been covering the hole in the smaller bell with my thumb, thinking I'm helping myself hear better.

Y'all, I've been reading my own "hypertensive since fucking 17" ass' high-ass blood pressure.

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"Taste" ♡ Sabrina Carpenter ♡ Short n' Sweet (2024)

Uh-huh, he pins you down on the carpet Makes paintings with his tongue (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) He's funny now, all his jokes hit different Guess who he learned that from Now I'm gone, but you're still layin' Next to me, one degree of separation I heard you're back together, and if that's true You'll just have to taste me when he's kissin' you If you want forever, and I bet you do (I bet you do) Just know you'll taste me too La-la-la-la-la-la-la

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