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The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

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You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

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If carp could speak they would all have French accents

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mon dieu.... you have caught me....

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TOM HOLLAND & ZENDAYA — Spider-Man: No Way Home premiere in Los Angeles, CA

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When you look back in your childhood and think of a quirky thing you used to do and you realize…

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ladies and gentlemen, them.

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Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

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As others have noted in the past, Danny DeVito not only directed Matilda (and played her dad), but he and Rhea Perlman (DeVito’s wife at the time and Matilda’s mum in the movie) basically looked after Mara Wilson because Mara’s mother was in hospital with terminal cancer at the time of filming (She died during post production work, and it wasn’t until years later Mara discovered that Danny had taken an advanced (not quite completed) copy of “Matilda” to the hospital so that her mum could watch it before she passed.)

When Mara mentioned that she was feeling nervous about the dancing to “Little Bitty Pretty One” sequence, it was DeVito’s idea to have the ENTIRE cast and crew join in and dance too (off camera) so she wouldn’t feel self-conscious, apaprently even the craft services folks joined in, and the cameraman shooting the scene did a bit of a shuffle, but not too much because it would mess with the camera shot)

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logging onto tumblr

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Australia is going to execute a pigeon

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they’re going to kill my man Joe the Pigeon

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HE WAS PARDONED

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HE WAS FRAMED IS WHAT HE WAS

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[first image description: A headline from a Denver7 news article that says, “Australia to kill racing pigeon that flew 8,000 miles from Oregon amid quarantine concerns.”

Second image description: A headline from The New York Times that says, “Australia decides not to kill Joe the pigeon.”

Third image description: A headline from The Guardian that says, “Joe the pigeon’s life spared after fake leg tag shows he’s not from US.” End ID]

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FYI they were going to kill him to prevent him from fucking up the local bird population with foreign diseases, parasites, or his sexy DNA, but it turns out he IS a local

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Countries where Queen Elizabeth II can be charged with a crime.

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queen elizabeth go to south sudan challenge

feministism

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don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

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- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

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One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

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what

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It has a national park that’s bigger than maine. Or Switzerland. A park.

I lived in Alaska for two years and I will never get over the sheer overwhelming bigness of it.

Nights where the sky is clear you can see clusters of stars or the Northern Lights dancing. When the lights are rippling especially strong and fast you can hear a static crackle in the air. When the moon is out after it’s snowed, you don’t need flashlights to see. Everything glows and glimmers like polished quartz.

But when the sky is clouded over so you can’t see the stars, you can kind of almost sense the mountains towering over you and helping to block out the light, these giant monoliths acting like this void darker than your soul. I’ve never experience night like Alaska night.

Everything is big, the mountains, the sky, the valleys.

And the dark.