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it/its, doll, 19 years existing

[swagophile]

>Everything about this freak is setting off red flags. You cannot stay here. You have to get away. Hurt them if necessary. Their hair. Their mask. Their weird clothes. What the fuck is this thing. This thing is scary. You don't like i- Did this motherfucker just change color??

JESTER: hey

>You may need to fight this freak. It's occurring to you that you should try to kill this thing for some reason.

[SELF-INTERESTED: You have minions. Send out your minions to dispatch it.]

>You contemplate the effectiveness of your minions. Only one of them seems of any use. Plus, you would never put FRED in danger. You love FRED.

>Yeah, no.

>Maybe violence isn't the answer here. You're good at this sort of thing. You can handle it. Just walk on by and act like everythings A-OK. Nothing to worry about here.

[PERSUASIVE: You got this. She has no clue you're an intruder. You can deal with this no problem.]

[COOL - IMPOSSIBLE: PASS]

>You stroll on by like it's nobody's business.

>Why the fuck is this freak following you.

JESTER: Honestly I Kinda Dig Your Vibe

YOU: what

JESTER: Honestly You're Kinda Cool But Like. Not In A Sex Way

JESTER: Like I Don't Wanna Hit

JESTER: I Respect You Though

YOU: what???

JESTER: We're Friends Now

JESTER: I'm Gonna Start Following You Everywhere Now!!!!!

YOU: please don't

[JESTER joined the PARTY]

>Well. This fucks up all your plans. What the fuck are you supposed to do???

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[swagophile]

You're supposed to play along, by the way

[maskdoll]

wdni (wickedvillains do not interact)

[swagophile]

Hey can we start discourse about how pathetic weaklings such as yourself will know my wrath and fury? I think we need to talk about how your useless insignifcant ward is no match for my aweful and fearsome power, and how you will know death like it is a close friend, it will become you and there will be nothing in you that resembles a soul, but lowkey we aren't ready for that conversation

[maskdoll]

i will defeat you

[swagophile]

Wow. Completely avoiding any semblance of discussion and falling back into buzzwords and slogans. How typical of your side. You rely on your phrases like a knight their sword, but tell me little hero, where would you be without them? What would you do if you were rendered speechless? If I took that which grants you the capacity to run that insolent little mouth of yours and made you something that cannot cry, cannot weep, cannot scream, a vessel who's only chosen state is fear. The perfect subject. Tell me, what then? Probably youll continue dodging the subject cus you cant have ANY conversations on the piss on the poor website 🙄

[maskdoll]

my blade will speak for itself as i cut down all the villains in the world

[swagophile]

Did you just not read my bio or did you miss the part that says "heavenly blade wielders DNI"

[maskdoll]

i do not need to read. all i need is to slay those who i am pointed at

[swagophile]

[grabs you and turns you manually like i'm turning a hand crank. points you at a mirror] go my minion

[maskdoll]

(pulling out my blade while staring down the mirror) i will defeat you

[stonerthings]

Pass the blunt to your followers

[eatingmarkerz]

jarona guy

[nacht---hexe]

perverts

[nexivian-deactivated20240303]

Mr. Wines invites you to behold The ECHO BAZAAR - London’s DAZZLING heart of COMMERCE AND DELIGHT. Observe as it ILLUMINATES the journey into a BRAVE NEW CENTURY.

[yamada-ryo]

I have got to stop wandering in the woods

[gumi-megpoidd]

[mx-post-stuffs]

repost (I am never finishing the second one)

[maskdoll]

deadpan kuudere girl who holds up printed out discord emojis so people can understand what she's feeling

[taperwolf]

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[maidthings]

[abbott and costello voice] oh you know these plural girls got all kinds of names these days,

[maidthings]

"WHO WAS FRONTING" "EXACTLY."

[maidthings]

"NO. which girl was fronting" "oh its more of a doll these days actually"

[velkavelkavelka]

The result of a joke taken too far, my original Umamusume OC 'Wordle in Four'.

The origins:

[asteria-3d]

fucking LIVID that the sad little cigarette from the original sketch didn't make it

[velkavelkavelka]

Maybe she could have a candy cigarette...

[velkavelkavelka]

The result of a joke taken too far, my original Umamusume OC 'Wordle in Four'.

The origins:

[swagophile]

waiting for someone to notice that a lot of my post have recurring characters. im building a whole ass extended universe with my joke posts. theres lore even. im insane

[clickrtrained]

i lov饿 the swagoverse can i be an annoying side character who is obliteraed immediately

[clickrtrained]

soryr my keyboard accidentialy became chinese in the middle of the word love i never use that anymore idk why it still happen

[swagophile]

THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGHSO MUCHF

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how all "shocking" news about gen ai reads when you know how it works

[littlemaidensatelier]

Opedoto I drew last month based on that Krillin Android 18 art lol

[ineedmoreartofyuki]

we love fat assses

[ineedmoreartofyuki]

celebrating the fact that this is somehow my most rebloggoed post.