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just a lil weirdo

[paranormal-taters]

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

[paranormal-taters]

awful news guys

[system-box]

[lamignonette]

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel like ive left it too late to even jerk off its like 2am

[lilithkudokai]

There is no such thing as too late to jerk off

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shencomix]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can't believe 2012 was 20 years ago.....

[lilithkudokai]

I've got some bad news for ya gaud

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[moveslikekeithrichards]

nsfw = nosfewatu

[inmyskin2002-deactivated2025082]

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

[vintage-tigre]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are. unkind to me

[calebwittebane]

annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

[littlebunnything]

reblog if youre a full blown freak addicted to puffy fat nipples.

[the-haiku-bot]

reblog if youre a

full blown freak addicted to

puffy fat nipples.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lilithkudokai]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

this is what I do on the side

[lilithkudokai]

Only on the side? Come on, loving boobs is a full time gig

[itsapmseymour]

It has been a while. I had to genuinely double check, but, It’s you! PMSeymour! I have genuinely missed you.

I do have a silly and serious question.

Do you… accept the Cat tax?

Bring forth the cat 🫴

[lilithkudokai]

I raise you, my friend and his kitties. There's 5 of them, plus the mama. Trying to find her pictures

[calebwittebane]

annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

[littlebunnything]

reblog if youre a full blown freak addicted to puffy fat nipples.

[the-haiku-bot]

reblog if youre a

full blown freak addicted to

puffy fat nipples.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lilithkudokai]

@official-boob-posts

[hungwy]

Can ppl on here stop hating th army

hell no fuck the army

[hotvampireadjacent]

hell no fuck the army

[tamamita]

hell no fuck the army

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

hell no fuck the army

[xtec]

hell no fuck the army

[henstomper]

hell no fuck the army

[mosswatching-deactivated2021090]

Okay but for the most part hate the system not the soldier

[hungwy]

hell no fuck the soldiers

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

hell no fuck the soldiers

[newsandletterscommittee]

hell no fuck the soldiers

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

hell no fuck the soldiers

[mousey-toy]

hell no fuck soldiers lol

[queer-as-city-folk]

hell no fuck the soldiers

[lilithkudokai]

Hello no fuck the soldiers