Lilldo

.What even

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

humans, as a species, need to make better use of the fact that we can custom order t-shirts with whatever we want on them

[fwizard]

this has legit been sitting on my desktop for two weeks

[trashboat]

[lilldo]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

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[crimewave420]

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

[bob-belcher]

[protobacillus]

facebook

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[beautiful-wildlife]

American Pine Marten by © Corey Hayes

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

compulsory heterosexuality is being forced at age 12 to choose between which of the jonas brothers was the least unattractive aka the “hottest”

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

read my YA dystopia novel where all girls are strapped to chairs and this flashes in front of them

and you have to pick in 5 seconds which is the hottest and society is divided into joes, nicks, and kevins. But one girl, our protagonist, defies these factions. because none of them are hot

[wreptilia]

Pocket python

[foodchewer]

I live for compliments

[foodchewer]

im so alive 

[screenshotsofdespair]

[garbage-empress]

you have unlocked the microwave’s good ending. 

[ghostsfacer]

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”

[ghostsfacer]

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

[enoughtohold]

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

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She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

[stagerevolution]

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

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