Something Clever

Here's some stuff I like.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Today I found out we owe most of our punctuation to the medieval Irish. They’d had no experience with Latin before, so when these Latin manuscripts started showing up written in all caps with no spaces between the words looking like a brick wall of hot nonsense, the Irish sighed and said “give me that feckin quill” and they did such a good job of editing the texts and producing readable copies that their conventions kind of stuck with us through the ages

[lavender-lily]

Irish pride woot

[sarahreesbrennan]

my isle of saints and scholars

… really pedantic saints

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

[canisbeta]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

me emerging from my hole to loudly complain

[sabotabby]

Same

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

yeah! woo!

[undergroundghosts]

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

[drownthearchitect-deactivated20]

Dude I think you went to hell

[ultrarazgarth-blog]

[bewvitched]

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

[someblondkidfromflorida-deactiv]

I can’t believe this

[lillers23]

someone: remember when...

my forgetful ass: probably not

[lillers23]

dad: whaddya got there, son

son: soy milk

dad: hola milk, soy tu padre

[kin-bot]

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

[turnon]

tired of these weak ass naps…. time to level up bitch put me in a coma 

[nakedly]

well, fuck

my reaction to everything (via nakedly)

[averagefairy]

theres nothing i hate more than open ended plans like when you talked about doing something with someone but you never officially set it up. is this real like should i request off work……please…. i need structure or ill die 

[foulserpent]

i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.

[forlovefromfear]

Don’t! Hurt! Your! Plants! They love and trust you all they are doing is being cute and green and making oxygen for your sorry ass to breathe

[foulserpent]

they dont “love” me or “trust” me. they know im a bastard and i know they are too and both of us are fully prepared for the day one of us kills the other

[ruinedchildhood]

Batman is me whenever someone forces me to go to a party

[100493503004422]

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

Sir Ian McKellen attended the Evening Standard Theatre Awards in London, Nov 13.   

[scrptrx]

Reblog Fairy Godmother Ian for all your dreams to come true.