Tomorrow never dies

Whirlwind of stuff

[amwult]

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

[manikas-whims]

Longing Gazes, featuring:

Anne and Gilbert // Anne with an E

Kate and Anthony // Bridgerton

Kaz and Inej // Six of Crows

Druig and Makkari // Eternals

Lockwood and Lucy // Lockwood and Co

» If you like any of these ships, you're obligated to watch Lockwood and Co on Netflix. You'll definitely love the tension between Lockwood and Lucy «

[banilikesfictionalpeople]

“How do you know you ship them?”

When I see them together, a noise comes out of my mouth and it sounds like a dying horse.

[spiralstaircased]

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

[zouffle]

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

[fyeahgothicromance]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT

[octal-alchemist]

FUCKEN

[y4wnd3r3]

WIMDY

[blackgwenstacy]

i know it’s more likely that annabeth saw percy 1v3 the ares cabin w ease in the bathroom AND once he was near the lake and was like “hmm poseidon kid maybe?” but it’d be funnier if her thought process was “i can’t get him in the sky to prove he’s a zeus kid so pushing him in this lake will have to do. surely poseidon will drown him on site if so”

[penstrokes]

I love the idea that Annabeth's plan was just to keep throwing shit at Percy until something happened. A true scientist

[bananonbinary]

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

[twilight-blaze]

saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

[alexischloe]

• saying “there was no way to know” when the information was always easily accessible

[cityrun]

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

[cityrun]

in my minds eye

[cityrun]

[naughtygeek49]

Guys that are so pathetically in love with genius girls it makes them look stupid

[somuchsophy]

Yeah I am indeed very predictable on my tastes thank you very much

[electricpurrs]

i love this character so much. id love to see them at the lowest point of their life

[everythingfox]

Watching a tutorial

(via)

[beautglow-deactivated20230625]

It’s that time of the year again

[allweleftunspoken]

i love this so fucking much

[loveexpelrevolt]

#foreshadowing

CHRISTINA RICCI IN THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991) & WEDNESDAY (2022)

bonus: 

[neil-gaiman]

It's nice that it's starting to feel real.

[yenneferdivengerberg]

“A lesson without pain is meaningless. That’s because no one can gain without sacrificing something. But by enduring that pain and overcoming it, he shall obtain a powerful, unmatched heart… a Fullmetal heart.”

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD (2009)

[punkeduppirate]

so I watched the sandman…

[dduane]

…It needs music. :)