Why is perfect a goal?

Hey there, I'm Sydney/Ezzie. 27/bi/Virgo-Leo Cusp. Certified weirdo with BPD. I hope you enjoy my main blog, it's my only escape in life. 🙃 Enjoy the ride, my dudes. Remember, we can be here for a good time and a long time. 😎✌ I have an Instagram, just drop an ask if you want to follow

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[takemetoohigh]

confirmed

One of the hottest controversy of the month

[vagiilante]

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

[echossecondblog]

hey. Wanna hear something funny

HE IS A DUDE!

THE PLOT TWIST A LIFETIME

[haystarlight]

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

[crazy-pages]

Help Von Recover From Top Surgery, organized by Von Morris

Hello! My name is Von. I am a trans dude out in Brooklyn and I finally have a top surger… Von Morris needs your support for Help Von Recove

Putting the link in the post.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

@adipemdragon

this is what her room looks like on a good day

note how even the hardcovers arent safe

[helprobin-deactivated20190722]

dude

[valshadowhunter]

[thyming]

View from my balcony tonight – storm season has begun!

[leighways]

actual footage of the Emeritus family being chauffeured to and from the veneration of relics

[wherewhywhat]

Is this the truck that hit Copia?

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Who wants to hear a DIY tiling pro tip that the experts won't tell you

[hazelriver74]

Yes!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Do not drop your phone into the bucket of tile adhesive. This step is actually completely unnecessary and massively complicates the tiling process.

[fueles]

You say this but my uncle is a tiler and he swears by the “drop phone in putty bucket” technique. I think you’re just posting this for clout

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your uncle is caught up in a tradition that he was taught as an apprentice that he never questioned. Modern putty doesn't require phone, the formula has changed.

[perfectly-disfigured]

MY uncle says some customers still demand the phone putty technique because it "doesn't look right otherwise"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Drop an empty phone case in and those customers can't tell the fucking difference because there is no fucking difference.

[lithiumdoll]

My mum renovated houses for thirty years, she says “you’re half right, but in some cases - particularly in houses built before 1930 - the phone does add some benefit. Could be a tablet too if you’ve an old one in the garage. And anyone who says it’s got to be a particular model is just being precious about it, whatever the forums say.”

[00venator]

IPhones and tablets where invented in 1898, what did they do before then?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Nothing, tiles were invented in 1899.

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[missmisanthr0pe]

Imagine waking up and seeing these things staring at you

[zanncom]

la mantra mori

[cenotaphghuleh]

The universe must have heard my plea for Perpetua Belly to help me get through the next month. Fuck ME. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Source (ETA: this IS in fact one of our lovely Ryan's photos! Everybody repeat after me: 'Thank you, Ryan!!')

[rano-dano]

[aetherslongsleeves]

I could be your RITE HERE RITE NOW you could be my 2 BIG TO RIG

[miriena]

Rant/Vent CW

Fully believe everyone is kinda,, idk being overly mean and entitled about 2BTR. I don't care what you think is going to happen in the movie, or if you even care. All I see is people throwing it under the bus and all we have as a teaser and a trailer that really didn't tell us very much (spoilers! It's not supposed to).

I've seen so many people shitting on the behind the scenes crew and Tobias himself. Do y'all fuckers wanna trade places with them? Do you know what burn out is? Do you know how much work these people do just to get all of this to you? Do you want to drag your carcass around the world while also simultaneously producing music/movies/chapters that YOU star in? Tobias and everyone else that works on/with Ghost are not struggling, they're professionals, but the job isn't easy. It's demanding. Let that man spend time with his own family while everyone else receives actual recognition and appreciation jfc.

(Continued under the cut)

Stop demanding constant content and chapters/lore. I don't want it to be over either. And it's not, I firmly believe that it's not over. It wouldn't make any sense for it to just stop like that. Tobias has said he needs to step back for a while so he can come back to it. You can get tired of your own creations and he's probably just hit a bad wall creatively.

Not to mention, if the lore was done, why the fuck would he bother to correct himself at rituals whenever he says, "Last time we were here," or something similar? At the Orlando Ritual, he was telling us (not word-for-word, mind you), "When we were here before- Well, not me. But the band...". Why would he bother doing that? Ppl who got to do the meet n greet for Skeletour said he was in character the entire time. Why would he bother if the lore was done?

Please stop assuming a break from the media being released means it's ending forever. Give everyone involved a little more credit. They're not an Evil Pope™ factory. They need time to rest so they can continue to do these amazing things for the fans.

Maybe go read or watch some classic Dracula while we wait for everything to start back up. :) Breathe, don't let yourself get swept up in immediate consumerism. Go enjoy another series or band you like!

Use this downtime to be Extra Productive™! "I miss the old fandom, it was so active." Maybe stop endlessly scrolling/consuming and go contribute? Write, draw, make music, sing, dance!! Anything! If you can't do that, go tell that artist or writer, ect. that you like their stuff! I promise you'll get more from them. Would you expect a chef to make you anything without ordering it first? Participate if you miss it so much.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[perpetuas-slut]

𝑶𝒉 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒓𝒂 💍