I gotta think of a good name

Reblogs!

[echossecondblog]

Hello

Saved are my importants

[anthrophobixx]

I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

[hypnosispkmn]

In light of recent events (my main got a pkmn related hit post ppl see the butch brock vision)

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[michaxl]

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

[falcoknight]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[freak-phone]

I get asked a lot for tips with coloring black people, so i put together a little tutorial! (and bumps my kofi if you found this helpful)

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[lynnsenpai]

Happy Pride Month!

Non-canon tangent episode! Because I drew a Pride comic last year and literally just forgot to post it anywhere. ^^; Happy Pride, everyone! Stay safe, stay happy, stay healthy!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[satelliteduster]

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

can’t make this shit up folks

[bastardbisexual]

[yousoseelie]

Counterargument, sweet back muscles

[cromodinamica]

* OH SHIT

[weiwei-uplink]

i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood

[paddockfright]

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[shocklabrynth]

trans women who top love dressing like homeless vietnam veterans. it’s like their version of drinking water

[hellokittytorturenexus]

[daughterofsweatywerewolftriumph]

"I'm retired from dickslinging" "we need you for one last job.. a thighjob" "I'm a ronin, a soldier without a nation... you have to host"

[zazacounty]

the last bushi-doll

[j-h-cubedman]

Berdly's Power

[j-h-cubedman]

BONUS:

[teaboot]

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

[notsomeoneyouknow]

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

[teaboot]

^^^

[calamity-blossom]

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah