idk i’m just here

[berrytart]

getting to that part in the day where I imagine how soothing it would be to rock back and forth in a dark room

[withatebyhisside]

redwork pouf

hand embroidery, cotton floss on cotton canvas

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good

[magneatio]

[magneatio]

[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET GET THE FUCK UP YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET IT ISN’T FUCKING OVER DRAG YOUR CORPSE KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO TOMORROW ONE DAY YOU WILL STOP SURVIVING AND START LIVING YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DEAD YET.

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[fluffysheeps]

River puppies 🐊

[fairycosmos]

its so annoying that they dont let you pick your learned behaviourssss when youre a kid. like let me choose my learned behavioursssss omg theyre my behaviourssss

[littlealienproducts]

CROSS STITCH PATTERN - Windows 95 Glitch by ArtByRomShop

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[kenshitty]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[alice-is-annoyed-deactivated202]

[luguuuu]

[databaseanimals]

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