purveyor of filth. let's see how long I can survive here...
LilPrinceNoodie on ao3
FFVII multishipper, 18+, ship and let ship (life's too short to be an asshole)
header by the lovely halebob
Hello friends and perverts! I'm Noodie, a friendly pasta who writes smut in my spare time.
I write (and very occasionally draw) for FF VII, and I am multishipping *f i l t h*. I started out with zakkura and somehow now have a catalog that includes way more sefikura than I ever thought I'd write. I also love zangeal. And agszc broadly. And Lucrecia/Jenova. And...well, I think you get the idea.
I love writing trans fuckin—like a lot, y'all.
I try to be pretty careful about tagging, but heads up that my stuff has a fair amount of range—from sapphic alien sci-fi horror smut to very silly, self-indulgent modern AUs to some very dead dove-y and omegaverse. Let's just say if there's a dynamic I can subvert, I wanna give it a shot.
So yeah, if you want your faves trans and nasty, come through. https://archiveofourown.org/users/LilPrinceNoodie
I love asks and I love yappertunities, just don't be weird? (Or if you're gonna, just like be creative about it.)
I honestly didn't think it would come to this, but I'm officially pulling out all the stops.
Hi. My name is Ren/Apollo. But you're unlikely to know me by that name. Before this, I was withgreatpowercomesmyfuckingdick, AKA on AO3, LIDDLEINDAMIDDLE. If you enjoyed anything I wrote, like With Great Power Comes Meddling Fucking Gods, Cointreau, Nibel Roulette, Cherry Wine, Every Time You See Me Again, anything at all, please, please, please reblog this. I don't have the platform of my original account, but if you recognize the name and mind helping me out even a little, please reblog. Even if you can't help me out, maybe someone else can. I don't like using that as a launching pad, but it's the best I've got.
And if you don't recognize the name, well. Ignore that, I guess? Anyways.
I'm a bigender black adult living in an incredibly religious household. I'm closeted, and so haven't received much direct hostility towards my identity, but one of my parental figures is becoming gradually more abusive. The situation reached a breaking point of sorts last night, and I am officially doing my best to move out and away from my family, for the sake of my mental health and physical safety.
But. I'm incredibly broke. I've spent the past two years paying my tuition, and am happily graduated as of this May, but it cleaned my savings out completely. I currently earn $11 an hour. I barely have enough for bills and food and gas off my paychecks.
Despite this, I'm in a position where I no longer feel safe in my childhood home, and I'm going to be starting the process of leaving. I'm going to get a new job. My two major issues is that 1) I need a cushion of savings before I leave, at least enough that I can handle food and gas and 2) I need to legally own a car, which I don't at present despite having cars my family lets me drive.
Problem number two is problem number two because there are still mild chances that I can own one of the older family cars, but it remains a problem because my ownership of it might be withheld by my more abusive parent. Still, my need for a savings cushion is far more urgent, and depending on the amount, I may be able to get a car using that cushion.
Here's my gofundme. If you can give even a dollar, then please, I'll appreciate it. Literally ignore the goal, I don't need it all, but I can take anything. If you can't, then that's okay--just please reblog with tags so I can keep traction.
Hello. My name is Ren. I'm a black 21 year old and a closeted trans per… Ren Hall needs your support for Help Trans Person Leave Religious &
I'm going to make it either way, but I know some help won't hurt me. Thank you for reading if you got this far, and thank you for being here lovelies
There's this weird fandom misconception that Sephiroth is this big grand leader/commander. And while, yes, he is occasionally put in charge of a few missions in certain flashbacks, it's not really him willingly in a position of authority.
Sephiroth is not a leader. At all. Quite the contrary. His actual personality is rather docile. He thrives when being given directives. And he always defers to close friends whenever he's trying to figure out how to deal with certain conflicts. He was SUPPOSED to be Team Glenn's leader...only to defer to them after making himself vulnerable to them. He keeps their mission on track for a time, but then does nothing to stop Glenn from enacting treason to save Rosen. Sephiroth's failure to lead his group is entirely why Angeal is put in charge for the Robio mission. And then when Sephiroth DOES step in to lead the group himself, there's negative consequences because he's being too moon-eyed over Alissa to listen to reason. After that? He's pretty subdued around Angeal and Genesis. Never talks over them. Lets them have their say. Never challenges them when he's being antagonized. Very, very passive. Around Zack? He directs the flow of the mission, yeah. But he also lets Zack challenge him, even snap at him. He never asserts his authority. Or seems to particularly enjoy it.
Which is why I never really understood the logic of Sephiroth being this charismatic leader in fandom. He grew up in a tiny cell and wasn't allowed to go outside. There is no part of his brain that hasn't been systematically conditioned to be submissive and obey orders. Sephiroth's only autonomy comes from his personal feelings about his loved ones. Which is a fragile, hidden part of him that he has a hard time expressing. His friends motivate him to act. And concern for his men motivates him to take charge, as he does when he saves the troopers. But he isn't a leader. Like...at all. He's a natural follower.
But what about Post Nibelheim?? After all, Sephiroth takes on a more dominant persona around that time. You know, after he's gone completely insane. Well, sorry. Still not a leader. Not a follower anymore. But not a leader. If anything, he's really a rogue solitary figure who no longer connects with anyone. He doesn't give a shit about his Black Robes and mostly just uses and abuses them when it's convenient. He only really cares about Jenova and Cloud. And those relationships, while somewhat symbiotic in Jenova's case, are solely to meet HIS needs. But it's not like he's this divine cult leader. Sephiroth has severed himself from humanity and, as such, operates alone.
Hell, Sephiroth can't even get along with OTHER Final Fantasy villains in Dissidia. By the time Opera Omnia rolls around, everyone is absolutely done with his shit. Weiss immediately wanted to murder him the second Sephiroth showed up with his Mommy Issues Squad proposing a temporary alliance. And then Sephiroth got clowned for the billionth time by Cloud.
So yeah. More holes in the Daddy Dom fandom facade. Sephiroth is sad. Everything about him is sad and kind of pathetic. Not a leader. No longer a follower. Just sorta...alone.
expedition zero timetime shippy stuff. soft kisses on the twilight of tragedy. making love desperately, wanting to feel something good and comfort each other. the little bits of awe and wonder at seeing new things, changed things, the fear and amazement tangled around worry and the desperate desire to keep each other safe
Meteorites, it’s time again for the Annual Fanworks Exchange! Sign ups are now open and will close at 11:59 pm EST on June 21st. Sign ups and assignments will be via AO3 (Archive of Our Own). If you don’t have an account, some of the mods do have invitations available. You can message with your email address OFF Anon on Tumblr or Twitter to request an invitation but they are first come, first serve.
Please read through the instructions carefully, and make sure to give us contact information in case we need to follow up on any details! We want to make sure we make the best matches we can.
You can sign up on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/collections/2026Exchange/signups/new
Tumblr based FAQ: https://ff7central.tumblr.com/exchangefaq
Once sign ups close, the mods will begin the match up process to find you a match! Assignments should be out by end of day July 1st, but if there are any delays, we will let you know.
You will have until 11:59 pm EST July 31st to complete your gift. If you need to drop out for any reason, please let the mods know as soon as you can so we can find a pinch hitter. Don’t worry, we all know that life is a box of uncertainty right now, and there is no shame in needing to step away. Gifts will be revealed August 7th, so we have a bit of time to look after any late pinch hits.
As with last year we do have a section in the FF7Central Discord server for participants to hang out. Be careful not to spoil your gift for your giftee, but you’re welcome to join in for word sprints, collective screaming at characters for not doing what they’re told, and general shouting of encouragement.
Hello friendlies, it's that time of year again! Sign ups are open for this year's summer holestice smut fic exchange! What a lovely way to bring in the longest day.
Here's how it works:
Sign up on ao3 and fill out the google form linked on the sign up page by 21 May!
Ch0nky and Miku and I will do our matchmaking magic and send out prompts within a few days, then you've got about three weeks to write your fic! Gifts are due on 14 June and will be revealed by the holestice proper, 21 June!
The google form is pretty darn detailed; consider it way to let the mods know what foods you like and some potential combinations, as well as what foods you don't really want to receive or prepare! It's super important to me that everyone who participates can get a few prompts they're excited to write while also maintaining enough flexibility to foster creativity.
This is our fourth time doing this exchange (how!?), and I absolutely adore seeing what people create. If you have any questions at all about it, please don't hesitate to hit me up! And even if you know that exchanges and deadlines aren't your thing, we all get to look forward to a bunch of fresh-minted smut to start our summer right. <3 Please feel free to share widely!
Hello friendlies, it's that time of year again! Sign ups are open for this year's summer holestice smut fic exchange! What a lovely way to bring in the longest day.
Here's how it works:
Sign up on ao3 and fill out the google form linked on the sign up page by 21 May!
Ch0nky and Miku and I will do our matchmaking magic and send out prompts within a few days, then you've got about three weeks to write your fic! Gifts are due on 14 June and will be revealed by the holestice proper, 21 June!
The google form is pretty darn detailed; consider it way to let the mods know what foods you like and some potential combinations, as well as what foods you don't really want to receive or prepare! It's super important to me that everyone who participates can get a few prompts they're excited to write while also maintaining enough flexibility to foster creativity.
This is our fourth time doing this exchange (how!?), and I absolutely adore seeing what people create. If you have any questions at all about it, please don't hesitate to hit me up! And even if you know that exchanges and deadlines aren't your thing, we all get to look forward to a bunch of fresh-minted smut to start our summer right. <3 Please feel free to share widely!
