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“i wish pokemon were real!”

beedrill is three feet tall

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

sameoldshit

S T R E E T S M A R T S

justbadpuns

Court Decision: I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair… what happens next will shock you

sumayyahs-deactivated20180319

what ages were ur guys ‘’ugly stage’’

redactedc

birth to present

prettylittlesuffermachine-deact

i think im overqualified for this position

dankmemeuniversity

jonbutter

i love that even though he was introduced and then killed off within 10 episodes, Lil Sebastian left a bigger impact on the entire show than Mark Brendanawicz did after 2 fuckin seasons

endofeva1997

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear

movie producers be like

validmogai

Moneysexual - sexual attraction to money

ororomunroedontpullout

soy-ateo-gracias-a-dios

dunflower

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

imaginethedarkerside

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

dunflower

this post got 500 thousand notes bc people think it’s some profound observation but it’s actually about my mother not singing along to fergalicious in the car bc she was mad at me..