groupon chuck e cheese lobotomy

♡ sockies ♡ 23 ♡ certified boykisser ♡

[clingyduoapologist]

A big problem with the dream smp is that it genuinely has some of the most interestingly crazy character concepts I’ve ever seen, however it is impossible to articulate this to anyone even slightly normal

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[cleaverqueer]

AMENDED

[cleaverqueer]

happy pride everyone

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[junk-thunder]

hamwarmer 40k

[junk-thunder]

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[cheaphalloweencostume]

okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????

[skelesass]

RE5 alt ending

[mischievous-mami-deactivated202]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

[unknowledge]

the thing about kingdom hearts is you can chew on so much and you can get so deep into it when you surface back to the raw canon youre like Oh jesus this is a thing with disney characters running around i forgot mickey was a mouse again

[jamesspaderspulloutmethod]

ya kh is honestly like 

Stage one: lol look at this pic of goofy and jack sparrow standing next to each other

Stage two: wow there are a lot of recurring themes of abuse and abandonment in this series and the gay subtext is so fucking real but like, are we supposed to understand nobodies as a race? are we supposed to understand sora and yen sid as violent extremists? is the Light actually any less cruel in the enforcement of its aims than the Darkness?

Stage three: lol look at this pic of donald duck casting the most powerful spell in squeenix history

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[segamascott]

[godserene]

[boybeetles]

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

[makesyouevil]

gojo sensei’s teaching style creates only the most normal & well-adjusted students!

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[transhuman-priestess]

On account of the gender transition