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Any pronouns - Muppet Historian - Rule of cool DM

[literallyaflame]

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

[isaiahomega]

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[rowlfthedog]

I LOVE. THE MUPPET MOVIE’S CREDITS TOO. The way it immediately cuts to Scooter asking Sam what he thought of the movie and just smiling after he receives a Typical Sam Response. The way Scooter then runs over to Kermit and goes IT WAS GREAT BOSS YOU DID TERRIFIC. Piggy running over and hugging Kermit. Kermit going over to Fozzie the second everyone leaves him alone and saying “you were very very funny.”

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Harry Belafonte and Count Von Count on a tiny tropical island singing a song called Coconut Counting Man in 1981 on Sesame Street.

Here’s more information about this: Written by Christopher Cerf Publisher Splotched Animal Music Company EKA Episode 1706 “Coconut Counting Man” was sung by the Count and Harry Belafonte on a tiny tropical island. RELEASES Video Old School: Volume 3 (2012)

[astronoglow]

Rest in Peace

[dailypepe]

Remembering that time the actual IRS twitter account called Pepe out

[wagoogus-jr]

redrew Wally darling as kermy.

[fwishbone]

oh you, my electric blue!

[nonbiney-swag-competition]

GONZO from The Muppets has officially won the Nonbiney Swag Competition !!!!

[foone]

The two fundamental ways to be a human actor in a Muppet movie:

1. I am a fucking actor, and so are they. I don't care if they are made of felt and pipe cleaners, I must act alongside them just as if they were Sir Laurence Olivier himself. (This is the Michael Caine in A Muppet Christmas Carol approach)

2. This is a Muppet film. Therefore, for the next hour and a half, I am a Muppet. (this is the Tim Curry in A Muppet Treasure Island approach)

Both approaches are equally valid and equally hilarious.

[ultimatepinkgirl]

Miss Piggy (The Muppets) vs. Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)

Miss Piggy

Pinkie Pie

Voting ended onMar 22, 2023

Very special thank you to @/acedragontrainer for putting Miss Piggy's image together!!

[queensquorner]

Vote Mrs Piggy for my partner @lilwheeliecleric

[lilwheeliecleric]

COME ON MUPPETEERS 🐷✨🌈🫡💋

[deboracabral]

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happy new year friends

[sky-fire-forever]

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton have the same gender. Y'know?

[soranatus]

Benoit Blanc has finally met his match in Knives Out 3! By the amazing StarmansArt!

[mclennonyaoi]

kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love

[personalphilosophie]

Look at this picture and try and argue otherwise

[bbogwater]

I may be the only one who wants this but my dream is a muppet movie benoit blanc crossover where blanc has to solve one of the muppets murders while theyre putting on the show at the same time and at one point he ends up on stage while snooping around and has to do a number and goofy ass muppet shit is happening around him constantly and hes just enjoying himself immensely anyways thats the dream

[dailypepe]

Omg it worked!!

[variksel]

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media