youre my best friend, asshole!

they/them, 24, white, call me carry or nick | [icon ID: a panel from the Mob Psycho manga of unknown percent dramatically shaded with glowing eyes. End ID.]

[sleepygayart]

[wasabicouscous]

@chlorbo

[scarecrowbutch]

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

[eggsdoodz]

i just had a nap ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

re my "read books that make you feel stupid" post: reading books you don't fully understand is probably the safest way to push yourself outside your comfort zone. you don't have to embarrass yourself in front of anyone. you can do it from your cozy bed. you can easily get help from book clubs or literary analysis online. you can go as slowly as you want. there's literally no risk.

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[kosmogrl]

[foxykindofstand]

people aren't having sex anymore because Leonard Cohen had all of it in the 70s

[theweirdwideweb]

[rimonoroni2]

unfortunately very true. Doing Better does not always mean never being upset or never being triggered or never having trouble. often Doing Better means experiencing those things and being able to keep going/cope healthily/move on. if you’re in a bubble with no sensation, if you’re numbing yourself out, that’s not what recovering really is. it won’t help you have a happier life it’ll just make your world smaller and smaller until you can’t fit anywhere anymore. gotta learn to make peace with the hard stuff too, that’s the only way to keep going

[ktempestbradford]

I did not come into Tumblr dot com to be called out in this way.

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[spareham]

I OWE MY SOUL TO THE COMPANY STORE | SEVERANCE | 16 TONS

[twinleafsystem]

no one else is ever going to be the exact pervert you need them to be. buck up, champ. open that google doc and go crazy

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[satsuha]

a new trial is in session! ⚖️

pw trilogy characters here

[satsuha]

court is now in session! ⚖️

aj trilogy characters here

[tragicwaif]

People are always writing fanfiction about how it’s abusive for tom to hit jerry with the big mallet and jerey has mallet PTSD and gets a restraining order out on tom and starts going to a domestic violence survivors support group. stuff like this. Sometimes I like it but sometimes it irks me.