Being Lily Liqueur...

Leaving audiences Shaken & Stirred.

[animusrox]

It’s just a doll. It’s just a stupid little plastic doll. Jingle All the Way (1996)

[zodiacspot]

More Zodiac Compatibility here

[stuff-from-web]

[lilyliqueurburlesque]

Hello loves! I have gotten my phone replaced so much I forgot my sign in for Tumblr😂😂😂 But I'm back and right in time for my birthday and to launch my Patreon! If you'd like to see NSFW/full nude pictures and videos from me consider pledging! Patreon.com/shakenandstirred

[newyrye-blog]

[z33zy-blog]

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT

[gingahmuffin-deactivated2017060]

I will never not reblog this.

[lilyliqueurburlesque]

I talk about this all the dang time!

[ileyanc]

[othermomo]

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.

[j-popsicles]

why must you hurt me this way

[strike-blade-blog]

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

[j-popsicles]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

[cindyyyyyy]

You know Carrie is considered a horror movie right….

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Whoa dude Goly fuck.. I didnt realize I’m so sorry

[cindyyyyyy]

Its ok, i know its hard to understand the plot and theme of some movies.

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

thanks for telling me! i’m gonna go finish this documentary about motherhood now, idk if you’ve seen it, it’s called Rosemary’s Baby

[grossnational]

Florida man stumps neighbors by covering home in aluminum foil

TARPON SPRINGS, Fla. - Polish artist and Tarpon Springs resident Piotr Janowski recently covered his home, including the concrete driveway and the surrounding palm trees, in sheets of aluminum foil.

The project, entitled “402 Ashland Ave”, is intended to make people think in uncommon ways about common goods.

[hillbillyinablimp]

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[thoteisha]

I deserve an apology smh

[mylittlesanity]

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

[missharleenfquinzel]

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[awesome-picz]

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Patrick has no self awareness.

[lprflagemoji-deactivated2017081]

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

[woodlandenjoyer]

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

[hoplite-operator]

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

[dustinberrycool]

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

[joey-wheeler-official]

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

[capacity]

He’s actually Pisces

[lilyliqueurburlesque]

When Patrick kept a secret picture of spongebob that he asked him not to.

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[micdotcom]

Watch: A teen girl flawlessly took a Republican senator to task and defended Planned Parenthood in epic town hall exchange

[lilyliqueurburlesque]

Boom

[obama-biden-memes]

this is freaking gold