[hacker voice] I'm in

25 - she/her - the only straight I am’s a straight up bitch  

[marlynnofmany]

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

[marlynnofmany]

Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention

[save-system]

[i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones]

Is this the cat that boops?

[marlynnofmany]

It is now!

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[07yakudza07]

I finally finished it!＼(≧▽≦)／

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[beastbeneathemoonlight]

Reblog to give prev the structural planning of the story line to write their fanfiction

[literary-claustrophobia]

When I go into ao3, I leave my critical thinking at the door. My disbelief? Suspended. As long as your characterization is plausible, I'll let you take me on any journey and say thank you at the end. Are those plotholes? Never you mind, babe. I will be pole vaulting across them like they never were. Was that a snowstorm in Cabo so they could have a cozy, single bed hotel room? Of course, I'm no meteorologist. Keep em coming, hun. Just know I'm leaving Kudos at the end and kissing you on the lips.

[modogoblin]

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

wait

[definitely-not-a-plant]

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

[gelleytoast]

Megumi and Sasuke ✨

[gelleytoast]

What my brain came up with if they interacted

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[rule-63]

Easter’s over, you know what that means

[runescapeghost]

IT’S HALLOWEEN

[pkmntrainer-rae]

iT’S ONLY APRIL

[runescapeghost]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[sleepy-bebby]

He was a sk8r boi

He said, "See you later, boy"

[mystrothedefender]

[mouthtapedguy]

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

[thewanderingspaceman-deactivate]