Lime Drawings, Probably

NSFW (They/Them)  art tag is #lime draws

[rexphilia]

It dawned on me that people might want the dick pic without the meme attached to it so here it is.

[rexphilia]

Could you please do a sub ut sans?

ok

[rexphilia]

DUDE IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND I'D LOVE TO SEE 2B FOR PAPYRUS BUT IF YOU DON'T WANNA THAT'S OKAY TOO MY THIRST IS JUST REAL

Can’t help thirsting over the clearly superior skeleton brother ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[rexphilia]

~ S E X Y B O Y ~

[rehliamonster]

Because clearly you haven't seen enough weird shit from me yet lol

Papyrus and his car have a very special relationship, but their first time doesn’t go as planned…

WHO’S READY FOR MORE CRACKFIC PORN >:D 

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[poubelle-squelette]

10/10 crackfic. i cringed so hard.

[schadenfiend]

PAPY YOU STUPID CHODE, WHY SOAP

[melaninmuscle]

FRANK EDWARD

[yallalreadyknowitsunderale]

People looking at a grease covered bag of bones: "OOOOHHHH, I CANT NOT FUCK HIM"

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[saiyurimai]

UT Papyrus gives you cuddles...

You walked into the house, feeling miserable. The day was just…awful. Everything was going wrong and all you wanted to do was get to bed and forget the day had even happened.

You were hoping that no one was home but when you smelled the familiar scent of spaghetti sauce wafting from the kitchen you groaned. You weren’t prepared mentally for Papyrus’s over exuberance today…You tried to sneak past him but as your foot hit the bottom step he poked his head out and greeted you.

“HELLO HUMAN! WELCOME HOME!” He grinned happily, and you sighed. “Hey Paps I was just about to go take a nap so-” You started heading upstairs, smiling at him. You fully expected him to call you lazy just like his brother or go on a rant of some sort. You didn’t expect him to grab you and sling you over his shoulder, carrying you upstairs to your bedroom.

“Paps?! What’re you d-Ah!” He put you down on your bed, grabbing your blankets and laying down next to you. His long arms wrapped around your body, pulling you against his as he covered the two of you up, tucking you both in.

“I READ THAT CUDDLING HELPS WHEN HUMANS ARE SAD. I HAVE BEEN PRACTICING MY CUDDLING FOR JUST SUCH AN OCCASION AND NOW I SHALL SHOW YOU MY SUPERIOR CUDDLING EXPERTISE.” He explained, a faint blush crossing your face as he nuzzled up to you.

He really was a great cuddling companion, in spite of his body being made of pointy bones he was surprisingly soft and comfortable. “What about dinner?” You asked and he shrugged, spooning his long body around yours. “IT CAN WAIT UNTIL I HAVE CUDDLED AWAY YOUR SADNESS.” You smiled, thankful for this.

It really did help a lot. Before you knew it the two of you sank into the warmth of your blankets, your breathing leveling out. Dinner forgotten as you two fell asleep together.

A little short thing for @badchubbybunny. I hope this helps you feel better!! Sorry it’s so short!!

[poubelle-squelette]

alright poubelle…you can do it…you can write something sexy without including awkward dialogue

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[memecage]

Get ready for it

[artbymesa]

Skeleton on jello

[rehlia]

Concept: 

Sans has had a crush on you for a while now but for some reason isn’t ready to confess it yet. He really likes you though. Your personality and sense of humour, the way you look, the way you talk. He’s attracted af to you. He wants you. But he’s not ready to talk yet, so. 

So when he and some of the others of the ut gang are hanging out with you and you make a pun that sends a rush of heat right into his pelvis, he quickly excuses himself and bolts for the bathroom. So he leans over the toilet, one hand braced on the wall, biting into his own hoodie covered humerus to muffle any noises. So he wraps his other hand around his straining cock, thinking of you while he works it out of his system. So he pumps himself at a frantic pace, desperate to get finished before anyone wonders why he’s even in here and what’s taking him so long… 

(Everyone thinks he’s just pretending to freshen up because it’s funny. He’s like that after all. Everyone except Papyrus. Papyrus knows. He always knows. His brother is ridiculous. If Sans won’t tell you soon then by the stars he’ll do it himself god fucking christ)

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[rehlia]

Concept: 

Sans takes a gig as a living science model on the surface to help idk medical students or new chiropractors learning the trade

He figures it’s easy money since all he has to do is stand around and let people look at his skeleton to learn where the bones are, what they look like, how to shift stuff back where it belongs on patients, etc. 

Unfortunately he didn’t consider that you, the instructor, would be touching him to demonstrate certain techniques or things like that. And it feels better than he thought it would. 

So he ends up on very public display with you touching him in a room full of people staring at him, trying not to let anything manifest, trying to hide that he’s slowly being worked up to coming by your touch, because he’s too ashamed to speak up at this point.

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[nsfwcardboard]

I started doing research on self bondage and im so tempted to write about papyrus experimenting on himself

Especially bc a lot of people turn it into what basically amounts to an escape the room scenario, with elaborate mechanisms set in place both in order to restrain themselves without being able to immediately escape, but escape is still plausible

For example, people will use a combination lock to restrain themselves but they dont have the combination so they have to solve it to escape

In other words, it’s basically an incredibly dangerous (people have actually died because of this) PUZZLE

[nsfwcardboard]

I dont know how i came to headcanon papyrus’ kink as puzzles but by god im running with it

[askellie]

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis. Because, yes, I love the idea of bondage as a puzzle, and with the element of danger involved (being found before he can escape, not being able to free himself, etc) I can see Pap getting his thrills from the idea of there being REAL RISK. And also wanting to prove himself (by escaping!) as well as just enjoying the sensations that bondage can bring. :9

BB skele’s first kink, awww yeah!

[psicro]

onion sans and nyehctar :3c

[nsfwcardboard]

@askellie you may have already seen this but I’m pretty sure you’d be interested

[askellie]

Tentacles and vines are pretty much always my thing. ;D I’m definitely always happy to have things pointed out to me. <3

[schadenfiend]

ami: *wakes up from dream*

ami: aw fuck.

[schadenfiend]

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