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The lesbian pervert tattoo artist will do your piece for free if you let her huff some armpit or bulge, but she will pitch a tent every time you whimper or groan from the needle

lil-froq13

Crossover that nobody expected

artificerstimetable

I need to meet the teletubbies one day....

silverskywing

they're taller than you expect

artificerstimetable

if I get one more fucking tumblr ad of a panda giving birth im going to fucking shoot myself in the eye 12 times and pull out all of my teeth while digging into my skin all at once by the way why the fuck is this allowed

silverskywing

Excuse me my love, please do not shoot your self in the eye 12 times and pull out all of your teeth while digging into your skin all at once.

Just torture the people who made the add!

lurkeratthethreshhold

i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

#somebody finally said it

silverskywing

Hey guys I’m a little high right now and it’s only like my third time ever and he speaks real specifically so you wouldn’t be able to tell when. Not exposed to the darkness oh I put a period when I was sent support to but imnoot putting one there to make up for it but yeah who is the wizard and when do we stop his voice being so intense cause he in brain and he loud but like thought loud.

Macaroni

silverskywing

I literally have no memory of writing any of this holy shit

sonypraystation

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

robcanvas-deactivated20180718

sonypraystation

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

officialcrow

they beat jesus with that

kronkk

happy good friday

loccorocco

I dreamt there was a shoujo manga called "Tombstone of the Primadonna"

silverskywing

This is why you don’t procrastinate reading recommendations, they might be figments of your imagination!

hometoursandotherstuff

beemovieerotica

silverskywing

This fall on syfy: dino-nato!

not100bees

I physically am not going to be able to stop myself from repeating "I think they are going to take me to the mental hospital soon Pinkie Pie." For the next 3 weeks probably. I think they are going to take me to the mental hospital soon Pinkie Pie.

silverskywing

Imma be honest, I scrolled past and then thought it said “I think they’re going to take me to the medical hospital soon pinkie pie” and assumed the poster was just severely sleep deprived.

But it was I who was sleep deprived.

THE VOID LICKY LICKY

:(

oh my god

this is some horror movie shit

lucentgallivanter

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

theloa

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

thyrell

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

autisticbisexualsokka

same energy

miraclemaya

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

witchofanguish

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

miraclemaya

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

spaghettioverdose-deactivated20

*c'est la vie

miraclemaya

god damn it

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

*sacrebleu

luriuan

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

sailing-ever-west-deactivated20

One time they just stuck him in a hole in the ground for a whole episode.

ectojester

This is how writers should deal with characters who are too smart for the arc instead of making them suddenly dumber for no apparent reason.

If you frequently find yourself in random situations while your friends happen to be experiencing problems maybe you, too, are too smart for the narrative.