I do tarot (and stuff)

i bite scammers; everyone else is fine

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[velvetmasonry]

Paw prints on a 15th-century Flemish manuscript

[count-pudding]

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[catchymemes]

[samepictureofclintbarton]

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[shenoego]

GET BACK HERE

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[omg-tanyablog]

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[drchucktingle]

incredible time celebrating the release of HEADLIGHTS by cj leede and THE PROBLEM DRINKER by kyle kouri last night at vromans bookstore GET BOTH BOOKS NOW and while youre at it put in a preorder for HOW TO DISAPPEAR COMPLETELY by liz kerin and FABULOUS BODIES by chuck tingle and whos that in slide three? oh dang its true buckaroo monika kim better get MOLKA too. THE WORLDS GREATEST BOOKS FROM THE WORLDS GREATEST AUTHORS

[dorothylarouge]

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[gatheringbones]

some interesting connections being drawn between the concept of a “good” man and a “soft” man that suggests it’s difficult to conceptualize a “good” man who is cranky, cantankerous, ornery, stand-offish, and still a decent person, similar to how difficult it is for some people to picture a “good” woman who’s a bit of a mean cunt.

[gatheringbones]

sometimes I think you’re all just grooming each other to be spineless fawning service animals instead of figuring out how to actually show up as an equal and a comrade.

[brightlotusmoon]

[nerdpoe]

one time when i was a teen, i was standing in a gas station needing the keys to the bathroom, and the cashier Would Not Stop Flirting With Two Girls who weren't into him At All, and he was ignoring me.

enter a stereotypical karen type lady, who saw me, looked me up and down, said "you know damn well you need to be louder", slapped the counter and snapped in the cashier's face while saying "bathroom keys, now now now now now now now" and tossed them at my face when he handed them over.

she was a bit of a cunt, but she was a good person i think.

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[beardedmrbean]

Wow that was cool AF