I do tarot (and stuff)

i bite scammers; everyone else is fine

[prince-says-lay-her]

[aaishah81]

idk this is just funny to me

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[gallamy]

Now what the fuck is this picture

[almostdefinitelydying]

The early 2000s distilled down to its very essence.

[necrofuturism]

he's jacking off their invisible cyber dicks

[anywhoozles]

[textsfromsuperheroes]

Texts From Superheroes

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[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[samepictureofclintbarton]

[shadowy-dumbo-octopus]

Zargothrax, seductively: ooooh Raaaal~ Am I a bad boy?

Ralathor: yes, Zargothrax, you have been bad.

Zargothrax: how baaaaad?~

Ralathor: a fucking nightmare, to be honest.

[some-1one]

hese Hyalophora cecropia are the largest moths found in North America

[ducklingsmith]

#oh THIS moth post

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[camelidae]

They say some mother cats will adopt /anything/...

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[animamosaic]

EDDIE. EDDIE IT’S PEOPLE. EDDIE WE’RE EATING PEOPLE.

[grahamsdogs]

I AM LIVING FOR THIS

[emrisblog]

Venom: “Eddie. Eddie that is a human.”

Eddie: “Yes Venom, Hannibal Lecter is a hu-”

Venom: “No, that is a human, ON YOUR PLATE.”

Eddie:

Venom:

Eddie: “…nope. Nope. Nu-uh. V, eat him and I’ll buy you McDonald’s.”

Venom: *gets up and throws the whole table to tackle Lecter:

“CHICKEN NUGGETS”

[dogmatix]

THIS is the Venom/Hannibal x-over I want to see <3

[nevereveveverland]

They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…

I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(

[bonanzajellybeandeactivated]

HE EATS PEOPLE

[stammsternenstaub]

is this real life

[alias-milamber]

No it’s just fantasy. Caught in a canon, Which is not your reality.

Look to the books, the people he cooks, and eeeeeeeats

Is he a poor boy? He needs no sympathy,

because he’s just flash fry, cook them slow, first temp high, then on low.

Six to eightish hours, doesn’t really matter to he.

To he.

Lector, just killed a man. Put a knife against his head, with one quick slide he’s dead.

Lector, starter’s just begun, but now the main course is upon the way.

Lector, Ooh-oooooh,

Didn’t mean to make you fry, if I come back again this time tomorrow, take a tums, take a tums, and then nothing really matters.

Too late, my thyme has come. Send sprigs around my spine. Brains are tender with some lime, Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go. Got to marinade behinds and faces too.

Lector, ooooh, I don’t want to fry, I sometimes wish I’d never been brawn at all.

—— 

I think that’s quite enough of that.

[mobpsycho100]

[dogpuppy]