”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country
Here, this should make it clearer:
Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way
There’s around one and a half Frances between me and the Amazon rainforest.
I had no idea “coach” could also mean “bus” until like, a second ago and I stared at your reply in disbelief for a good minute because I thought you were telling me to do the trip in a horse-drawn carriage. I was like “Coach?! Like Cinderella?! Where would I even get- that HAS to be slower than a car!”
This post always amuses me because I have been on multiple road trips of much longer lengths than this. For example, my dad and I drove in a loop from Arizona to New Mexico, Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Washington, Oregon and California. The distance from Arizona straight to Glacier National Park (one destination) is 1,299 miles. So, like, yeah, go see the fucking Amazon!
There is this book, the shell-seekers, that I read a bunch of times as a teen that was set in the UK. The main character finally took a trip from London to Cornwall after waiting 40 years because it was such a journey. I finally looked it up and it’s like 5 hours. I used to drive 12 hours on vacation every summer as a kid.
