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Progressive stories #2
I I was I was trying I was trying to I was trying to figure I was trying to figure out I was trying to figure out how I was trying to figure out how to I was trying to figure out how to be I was trying to figure out how to be happy I was trying to figure out how to be happy, but I was trying to figure out how to be happy, but had I was trying to figure out how to be happy, but had failed I was trying to figure out how to be happy, but had failed again
No matter what happens tonight, I feel like my dashboard is soon gonna be filled with Leonardo DiCaprio!..
Twelve days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me; a kiss from the heart. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me; a longing look and a song from the angels. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me; a quick morning kiss, a text message, and repeating worries. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me; a single tear from the heart, a stranger’s name, the keys to the apartment, and a fading image of an angel disappearing in the snow.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me; it’s soft space, cold sheets, a pillow, a duvet, and a night of broken sleep. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me; a day of self-pity, broken dreams, bad thoughts, empty hearts, protection from reality, and a night of broken sleep. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me; it’s comforting space, warmth from winter’s day, conversations with myself, calls from friends and family, a break to get some food, a resolution for more than this, and a night of colourful sleep. On the eight day of Christmas, my true love gave to me; it’s liberating space, the sun of winter’s day, horizons through the snow, a day outside the bed, new hopes and dreams, a way to carry on, a bath from the angels, and the good old night of sleep.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to myself; an early awakening, a smile of remembrance, eggs and bacon, lights in the window, a clean apartment, a marathon of funny videos, an amazing dinner, nice chats with myself, and a night of vivid sleep. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to myself; a slow awakening, a smile for the day, eggs and bacon, a bath from the angels, a visit to a friend, a good amount of beer, an innocent flirt, warmth from winter’s day, newfound self-confidence, and a buzzing night of sleep. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to myself; a dreamy awakening, a laugh of remembrance, a smile for the day, eggs and bacon, a visit to the family, hugs and kisses, the idea that I’m not alone, a heart of self-worth, the wish to be myself, the need to start something new, and just another night of sleep. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love hopefully gave to you; a different awakening, a liberating space, a laugh of remembrance, a smile of the day, perspectives through the snow, warmth in winter’s day, chats with yourself, new hopes and dreams, an innocent flirt, newfound self-confidence, a heart of self-worth, and a night of lovely sleep.
All I Want For Christmas Is You (Chatroulette Version) - Mariah Carey
Video created by Steve Kardynal
For the Christmas spirit!
Christmas S*ngs (part 1)
I saw Mommy ****ing Santa Claus, underneath the “mistletoe” last night. She didn't see me creep. Down the stairs to have a peek. She thought I was *ucked, up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw Mommy “tickle” Santa Claus, underneath his b**** so snowy white. Oh, what a laugh it would have been, If Daddy had only *een Santa Claus going to town!
was voldemort a virgin
#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
Voldemort Is Goin' Down
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The human heart stripped of fat and muscle, with just the angel veins exposed.
Touche VIKI
These Brazilian kids have been learning English by gently correcting celebrities’ grammar on Twitter.
Critical thinking part 1 With today's technology it is easy to create fake pictures/imagery. Especially when it comes to text.
Critical thinking part 2 Even if the tweets are real, the name of the account does not necessarily reflect the actual tweeter. Twitter gives you the opportunity to verify this and therefore you can often ensure whether they are or not. As to this particular photo I know that at least one of these people has never had a twitter account. The account is funny enough suspended by now.
Critical thinking part 3 The story is lovely and I am sure that it is mostly true. I am always glad to see children actually learning something. But could we use a minute to verify our information before we apply falsehoods to people? In this case it isn't even necessary due to the amount of examples.
Male privilege is being able to pass out at at party and know the worst thing that will probably happen to you is a new hair cut or Sharpie tattoo.
I'll leave the whole privilege thing alone for another time and jump to the critical misconception here.Men might not think or fear worse things than that, but it doesn't mean that worse will not happen! As a psychologist in the making I do realise that the ratio of women to men is high, but this kind of thinking is part of what makes is so difficult for male victims to come forward. Besides suffering under the same terrible scrutiny as many women experience, it doesn't become easier if people don't believe in the concept at all.
As the original post seems to have been deleted, I may not be the first to emphasize this, but I just had to make the point anyway.
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I finally got to watch a live production of Spring Awakening, and even though I’ve been waiting for almost 5 years and it was a semi-pro production, I was not disappointed at all. Sure the relevance and relatability has declined a bit, but essentially the story is important for adults as well, and it was a solid cast of which a couple of actors had extraordinary performances.
Hopefully now that non-professional productions can buy the rights, the musical will be set up in more places, though I fear that it will be banned where it is most relevant or to the most important target group. It is in many ways ironic how the original story was both before its time and in some ways can be ahead of our time as well, how it shows how far we have come and how far we yet have to go, and how it show that out problems are universal and yet individual. The musical then adds a contemporary, at times sarcastic, angle as well as an amazing score. Few musicals have this many awesome songs in them. Songs that are also diverging from the preconceptions of what a musical score should be.
There are so many things, inspired of this musical, to talk about, but they are not that easy to tie together. But during the day I periodically processed things from it, and I recalled a line that had called special attention to me during the show: “But how should we know what to do if our parents don’t tell us?” – I’m quoting and translating from memory. And the line is emphasising what I believe is an important point/dichotomy of the musicals. On the one hand the adults and the society tries to control the young people (and each other) to become exactly what the adult/society wants, on the other hand they fail to question what they have learned, what they are teaching and how they perceive etiquette; ironically resulting in nobody getting what they actually want.
You need to be taught how the world functions around you, not how you should function around the world. The more we repress true emotions, logic and criticism the more frustrating our lives become.
Knowledge and critical thinking is what has created our modern life and is what keeps enhancing it. At no other point in history have our lives been as fit as they are today. So that is what you should pass on. Forget your pretentious, precocious and prejudiced views of the world. Teach them how to arrive at the conclusions, don’t feed the conclusion to them, and be open to the possibility of different paths and conclusions. In return, always be critical of what you are told – especially if it confirms what you believe or want, because that is when we mostly risk being lacy. And remember that even though children and adolescence have to most to learn, you never stop learning; and even though it is mostly adults who teach, children and adolescence can teach valuable matters. So it all applies to everybody.
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
Then the booty would only have ONE butcheek, asuming a positive a. With a negtive a that’s one weird ass.. I’d opt for a fourth-degree polynomial, if we’re sticking to the basic formulas, assume a positive a, negative b, negative c and positive d, the value of e making no difference to the graph, only its placement on the y-axis, which is irrelevant if discussing booties.
This however gives a strange space between the cheeks. I would probably use a second degree polynomial but with -sqrt(x^2) for bx, to create the buttocks symmetrically around center (x=0): ax^2-sqrt(x^2) or -ax^2+sqrt(x^2)
You could then add an extra b for removing symmetry again: ax^2-sqrt(x^2)+bx
Both variables would probably work best for the purpose between 0 and 1, with a somewhat opposite logic for a.
..who says you'll never use math after you've graduated?
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - Darren Criss
I am perfectly comfortable with my heterosexuality. Now please stop asking that question..
Disengaged - Grouper
I can't make out what she sings, but it has an incredible vibe. Perfect at 3 a.m. in the night/morning.
Kollektivet - ÆØÅ (Size matters)
Continuing from yesterday celebrating the three extra vowels shared by Norwegians and Danes.
All the focus on Ylvis and their "The Fox" let me back to Kollektivet and some of their videos. This one is "The Origin of Dubstep".
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All the single ladies
Sometimes I love tumblr! I was literally there three weeks ago, kicking myself afterwards for not getting a photo of it, with the same joke in mind. So here it is, from a different source.
