Whatever

I love art and funny things

[firefox-official]

another day has gone by and honestly it’s pissing me off. the sun comes up one more time and i lose it

[firefox-official]

guess what happened today. fucking guess

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[maliciousindungeon]

“greetings, whore”

“[fortnite dances]”

[jumex]

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[lindiiish]

Just give your ex phone number out

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[abasa]

[thereal1990s]

That 70’s Show (1998)

[lindiiish]

Omg! Is that Ashton Kutcher?

[lindiiish]

My ex coworker said that I don't do my sandwiches with love, now he is currently the competition.

#subwaylife #asswhole #lindish #work

[pasha-hasid]

[unclefather]

my purse. it’s prada

[s-gellar]

[8tracks] here are a few of my favorite jams from the 00s

hey ya! outkast

fergalicious fergie

all the Things she said tATu

complicated avril lavigne

hey now hilary duff

umbrella rihanna

promiscuous nelly furtado

buttons pussycat dolls

whenever wherever shakira

untouched the veronicas

he said she said ashley tisdale

too little too late jojo

lady marmalade christina aguilera, lil kim, mya and pink

hips don’t lie shakira

crazy in love beyoncé

rich girl gwen stefani

kiss kiss chris brown

a thousand miles vanessa carlton

breakway kelly clarkson

glamorous fergie

beautiful liar shakira and beyoncé

milkshake kelis

low flo rida

come clean hilary duff

cry me a river justin timberlake

my humps black eyed peas

because of you kelly clarkson

big girls don’t cry fergie

irreplaceable beyonce

be good to me ashley tisdale

yeah usher

don’t let me be the last to know britney spears

bye bye bye ‘n sync

i’m with you avril lavigne

bring me to life evanescence

lonely akon

stickwitu pussycat dolls

where’s the love black eyed peas

beautiful girls sean kingston

so what p!nk

london bridge fergie

gimme more britney spears

hot ‘n cold katy perry

4 minutes madonna feat justin timberlake

give it to me timbaland feat nelly furtado and justin timberlake

can’t get you outta my head kylie minogue

no air jordin sparks feat chris brown

we belong together mariah carey

real slim shady eminem

crank that soulja boy

smile lily allen

sexyback justin timberlake

let’s get it started black eyed peas

piece of me britney spears

say ok vanessa hudgens

jenny from the block jennifer lopez

shut up and drive rihanna

sk8r boi avril lavigne

i kissed a girl katy perry

single ladies beyoncé

so yesterday hilary duff

sorry, blame it on me akon

bad day daniel powter

take a bow rihanna

when i grow up pussycat dolls

turn off the light nelly furtado

wake up hilary duff

come back to me vanessa hudgens

lose yourself eminem

4ever the veronicas

[lindiiish]

While I'm reading the names of the songs I feel like I'm changing the radio station at the same time

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

an old white dude in taco bell saw me wearing my wal-mart vest and gave me a speech about how i need to quit retail and get a REAL job so i could one day “get a car like that” and pointed at my own damn car

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

for everyone that asked, i just said “you’re right” and then got in my car and drove away

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

an old white dude in taco bell saw me wearing my wal-mart vest and gave me a speech about how i need to quit retail and get a REAL job so i could one day “get a car like that” and pointed at my own damn car

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

for everyone that asked, i just said “you’re right” and then got in my car and drove away

[petite-ursus]

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

[jasmerripen]

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

[no-i-know-her]

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

[lindiiish]

They say that they love your smile... But you don't know that that's the way I fell in love with you

[lindiiish]

"I'll change, just not today"

[angel--love--story-deactivated2]

[lindiiish]

My 😕9th emoji and my 🌎11th emoji.

[lindiiish]

Any ideas?

Is there an easier way where you could eat all the junk food you want and not get fat?