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[lines-and-paper]

masterlist && about me

::: about me :::

call me noelle, elle, either or neither! my pronouns are she/her, and i am a legal adult i promise.

i mostly ramble and sometimes pop thought bubbles that splatter onto the page well enough to be uploaded.

i Am in college, so chances of anything big coming out from me are nearly Never. literally just drabbles most likely. if i post a fanfic ( on a blue moon and the clouds turn orange / aka 99% never gonna happen ) it’ll be over on my hyperfixation blog: @paperhermits rather than over here. this is more "professional" stuff, but not really. more like stuff i wouldn't mind my english/creative writing professor finding... mostly...

::: masterlist :::

( under cut )

camhanaich - dawn

camhanaich - dusk

ely

fernweh

brumous & hygge

four-pointed flower

history repeats the caw

what’s a title for this?????

goodnight, i miss you

old work should bleed (warm up)

it must be you (Mary Baine Campbell inspired) (turned in for homework, got a 10/10)

Human Nature was Always Going to End. ( 5-short-parter turned in as a final draft of a large project ) ( grade i got: awaiting stilll *sigh*)

Four Winds Blow ( 514 )

Sunset Car Rides ( 279 )

Beautiful Nightmare ( 359 )

Holy Ghost Effervescent ( 539 )

Sympathy for the Greenhouse ( 561 )

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[just-a-little-nut]

Sometimes the appeal of nesting is definitely there. Like who says having a pile of pillows, blankets, stuffed animals, and some cozy clothes is weird. Surely not me as I sit in my cushioned pile with a nice hard cider and a video game. I most definitely do spray perfumes on my blankets too cause I use unscented detergent for the whole house. Mind your business.

[livelaughliushen]

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

[smodernlife]

Yes the AO3 omega April fools joke was exceptionally funny but actually seeing AO3 on April 2nd without a beta status is sending me.

What do you mean it’s not in beta anymore? Isn’t that it’s thing? Just to exist in a perpetual state of almost ready. Do I too need to grow and change and become an actualized product? I am not ready.

[this-is-trans-joy]

I’m trying to look for synonyms of sneer and i’m fucking dying

yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.

what

[the-ravens-king]

[lines-and-paper]

anyone look at their body before a shower, and go DAMNNNN HOTTIE OKAYYY. but like. only for your body, and not associating it with yourself. like you’re looking at someone elses body.

like you Like the body, youre So Down for it, youd love a partner with that kind of body. but... on you? no. absolutely not. does this make any sense? no. does it have to do with people usually being attracted to others who look most like them? possibly. does it also mean i should like myself? yeah it should. does it mean i do? nah. not so much.

OH BIGGER THING I THOUGHT FIRST.: i am Down for that body. Love that body in the mirror. only problems are when its clothed and the rolls of the fabric, and two: its my body.

........this might just be a general self-dislike thing. uhhhhhhhhhh you never saw this

[lowpawly]

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

[all-the-bones-ever-deactivated2]

this hit me like a truck

[only-cat-memes]

[cricketcat9]

No. Actually I applaud everyone who finds a way to live their life to the fullest instead of suffering like us. Yesterday I've met a young Polish couple traveling around the world for 2 years. They were in Colombia and are now staying in my town until May ( "we need to rest and have a real kitchen for a while"), then going to Peru. Have to get together and find out more without yelling through a very loud music in the background.

My friends' son got a degree in Marine Biology, moved from Toronto to Vancouver, lives on a boat and and makes money building boats. Parents are going crazy because he does not have a " regular job". Both have regular well paid jobs which they hate.

Live your life to the fullest, kids, suffering is overrated!

[writing-prompt-s]

Your mother is one of the great goddesses of this realm. Your girlfriend is a cleric devoted to that exact goddess. The day to meet your parents finally comes, yet you never told her that detail.

[writing-prompt-s]

"I need your help. You and your ability to travel the multiverse are my only hope" "MY WHAT!?!" "Your ability to travel the multiverse. The ability you use all the time. Thats how I found you" "WHAT!?!"

[writing-prompt-s]

You are part of an order who follows the god of justice, however over time you realize how corrupt and vile the rest of the order has become and raise this issue with the God, who on the spot gave you the mission to purge the order and build it anew.

[writing-prompt-s]

"My super power isn't actually clairvoyance. I don't see the future, I live it. Whenever I die I can Groundhog Day and wake up the previous morning in a time loop." "Why are you telling me this now?" "Because I've been stuck on today for three hundred years, our team's f*cked."

[writing-prompt-s]

“Spellcraft is a delicate art. You have to know what incantation to say, what gestures to use, what material components to use if it needs that…many mages have to study for years before getting it right.” “Okay, well, how come I can do it easily?” “That…is the question, isn’t it?”

[writing-prompt-s]

"So if I understand correctly you are protected against my magic?" "Exactly witch! Your spells will have no effect on me!" "Interesting…" Said the witch as she rolled up her sleeves to reveal her extremely muscular arms. "You might actually be a decent challenge then."

[writing-prompt-s]

"No, you cannot attend a black-tie event in two tons of power armour and associated weaponry."