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the first ever human to conceptualize a computer was a norse farmer named Eðelgarþ Gusvarþ who had a brief moment of supernatural foresight and imagined a large picture frame you would stare into while using a rock to scroll through pictures of oats. he experienced this thought for only eight seconds until he was instantly killed by an errant farming sickle

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if you didnt watch amv’s when you were a kid then you probably cant feel the full spectrum of human emotion even now

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chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

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If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

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Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

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Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

krwzprtt

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

jaunes-hoodie

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

anthropolos

It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it

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#it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it

chokkilissa-nahollos

this explains everything about theater kids in a way that was beyond my grasp until this very moment

wittyworm

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

geniusoflove

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

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forbiddencronch

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

Adam & Eve

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

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“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

thefourtwentytimes

if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

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pankhearst

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

graphitetroll

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

spindare

Friend: Wow! How did you get so good at drawing circles?

Me: *sweats*

mrdsc1010

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

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sketchshark

Someday, son.

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i thought sleepytime tea was run by a racist cult???

uh what

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so it turns out the celestial seasonings founders were in fact cult members idk what to do with this information but this is like wild:

Where chamomile and eugenics intersect.

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In no time the friends were sauntering into the local bank to get a loan for their new business, “wearing jeans, smelling of herbs, and armed with Tupperware containers of Mo’s 36 and Sleepytime blends.” They called their company Celestial Seasonings, after co-founder Lucinda Ziesing’s flowername. But there might be another reason they named it “celestial.” Mo Siegel and John Hay, two of the founders, were avid believers in a new-age bible called The Urantia Book, which followers call “an epochal revelation authored solely by celestial beings.” The book touches upon everything from mind control to a eugenics plot to eliminate the “inferior races” of our great nation.