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“Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on.”
— Louis L'Amour (via maxkirin)
English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammars and spare vocabulary.
how every author writes a guy kissing another guy for the first time
bruce had kissed girls before, of course, but this was so different. girls were all soft and curves and pliant, sighing beneath him. pliant and submissive. but kissing david was nothing like that. his stubble burned bruce’s mouth, his kisses hard and aggressive and bruising. every place bruce’s hands searched for soft curves they found hard planes and angles. so many angles. so incredibly different from the soft submissive girls bruce was used to. every where he touched was another angle. david was angles on top of angles wrapped in a dominant five o'clock shadow. nothing like a supple, tender, mild girl.
Hey, so did you know that librarians tend to run liberal?
And that they’re really against censorship?
And that nearly all libraries have policies that prohibit people from harassing others inside?
And that nearly all libraries have free wifi and desktop computers that erase history when you’re done using them?
And that librarians are totally chill with you hanging out all day? (provided you don’t spill things on the books)
And that libraries often have huge offerings of dvds which you can watch on your laptop in the library?
And that libraries tend to have lots of resources for folks who find themselves in distress?
What I’m saying is, if shit hits the fan, go to the library, you’re welcome here.
Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.
pretty latin words related to night
lucubratio: working by lamp, studying done at night
lychnobius: one who turns night into day by working at night
nocticola: one who is fond of night
nocticolor: night-colored
noctividus: one who sees by night
pernox: lasting all night
nocturnus: belonging to the night
23 Emotions People Feel But Can’t Explain
Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.
Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.
Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.
Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.
Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.
Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.
Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.
Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.
Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.
Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.
Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening
Ellipsism: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out.
Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence.
Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.
Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.
Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.
Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.
Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.
Liberosis: The desire to care less about things.
Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.
Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.
Source John Koenig, writer and creator of The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows.
So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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Assassins
“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.
In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.
In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.
The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.
Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”
So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…
This is super useful to know!
and not just for writing!!
Darkness of the SubjunctiveRelated Poem Content Details
BY PAUL HOOVER
If it hadn’t rained, we would’ve gone to the beach. — Phuc Tran
If we were in infinity, we would be everywhere, even inside ourselves, as taste resides in the walnut, and the walnut resides in the shell. Then we would thrive inside the subjunctive, where nothing happens but dreams of being, as paradise dreams of its inferno, the inferno of cotton candy. If only the world had ripened, like a pear, it might have melted the mirror in me, delivering its softness to the hard road of the mind, sixty miles from town. And if our grammar were even to our heat, comma, conditional phrase, comma, we’d be addicted to the sentence, sentenced to an exile that sees, hears, and thinks, and is often mistaken for love. Trees are chronologies; every leaf shines, and in turning over it winks an eye: if, if, and then. The world is possible meaning; the world is possible, meaning: I might have been an elf, had I been elfin. But I am not an elf. I am a giant with tiny hands: would, could, and should. Had I been winged, I might have flown from industrial field to pastoral alley on great woolen wings, with the blue face of a bee. Then it would have been said, “He is repairing to his persona,” or “He is retiring to his future.” I’ll copy this by way of the stars, reflective. Get back to me by facsimile or dream of climbing a night ladder to the place of ideal size, near a town of simple affection. If we had been born, lived our lives, and died, we might have existed. On the side of darkness, infinity; on the other, a sixty watt bulb.
The advantages of native and non-native speakers of English - the current Lingua Franca.
A lingua franca is a language that is used for communication between people of similar and different languages or cultures. During the Hellenistic and Roman periods, Greek became the first lingua franca, connecting people of different Greek dialects. Linguists describe English as being the modern lingua franca for many reasons. For instance, there are now more non-native speakers than there are native speakers of English worldwide.
English as a lingua franca (ELF) emphasises communication and comprehension, rather than form and emulation of native speakers. Native norms and idiosyncrasies are sacrificed for globalisation. Therefore, EFL is spoken and taught differently to that which is normal for natives, unlike English as a second language (ESL), which is focused on imitation of native speakers.
It is undeniable that native speakers have an unfair advantage, globally speaking. They can dominate conversations more easily, argue fluently using obscure constructions or vocabulary which better exemplify their points, can effectively utilize subtlety, or take the edge off a situation with a joke. Despite this, as Michael Skapinker of the Financial Times says, native speakers must learn to learn how to interact appropriately with non-natives.
Nevertheless, some little discussed advantages of non-native speakers are also present in linguistic research. Minor details that are missed by natives are often picked up by non-native speakers.
Therefore, when a native speaker may jump the gun, those who speak more slowly and thoughtfully have more time to select the appropriate word, avoiding common pitfalls or mistakes. This deliberateness means that decisions can be easier in a non-native language. All these advantages and more are available for the small sacrifice of several painstaking years of study.
Global fluency is not negotiable for modern international business, so the arduous task of learning English is not optional for those with a different native tongue. In summary, while native speakers may need to revise their language to ensure cohesive and accurate communication of ideas, and at times settle for language skills inferior to their own golden standards, the advantage is evidently in the hands of the colonists whose conquests created the world’s current lingua franca – English.
“Of two minds” - Johnson (2016). The Economist.
How to use an apostrophy.
This. Is. Brilliant.
Passive voice
“Just as varying the sentence length in your scientific manuscript creates more variety and interest for your readers, so, too, does using both active and passive voice. Choose the active voice whenever possible. Choose the passive voice if you have a good reason to do so. Consider passive voice when: The performer is unknown, irrelevant, or obvious. The performer is less important than the action. The recipient is the main topic. You can also use the passive voice to hedge (i.e., to be noncommittal). However, that is one use that cannot be recommended. (That is an example of hedging!)” – http://www.biomedicaleditor.com/passive-voice.html
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“If you changed the sentence to discuss the surfing skills of two men and one woman (one plural, one singular), what would you do? Writer Patricia O'Connor (3) calls this “a two-headed creature,” but luckily for us, it’s not as complicated as it seems. Simply take the noun closest to the verb and ensure they agree. So “Neither the men nor the woman is a good surfer” is correct, as is “Neither the woman nor the men are good surfers.” Note how we use the plural word “surfers” at the end there to keep everything in agreement.”
http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/when-use-nor#sthash.hN9CKp7R.dpuf
The use of they as the singular pronoun is official.
GAY GIRLS GUIDE TO LESBIAN ROMANCE NOVELS WITH A HAPPY ENDING
Annie on my mind- Nancy Garden
Keeping you a secret- Julie Anne Peters
Leaving L.A.- Kate Christie
Me and you and daisies- Lily R. Mason
The world unseen- Shamim Sarif
Wildthorn- Jane England
Tipping the velvet- Sarah Waters
Dare truth or promise- Paula Boock
And Playing the role of herself- K.E. Lane
Hunter’s Way- Gerri Hill
Ash- Malinda Lo
The price of salt- Patricia Highsmith
Patience & Sarah- Isabel Miller
The Gravity between us- Kristen Zimmer
Her name in the sky- Kelly Quindlen
Taking the long way- Lily R. Mason
Fingersmith- Sarah Waters
Everything Leads to You - Nina LaCour
i feel like it’s worth noting that although her name in the sky had a happy ending, a lot of the book deals with a lot of internalized as well as external homophobia and the bullying that the girls face can be kind of extreme, so be careful if you’re looking for feel good books!
and i forgot to add: She’s My Ride Home - Jackie Bushore
Embrace in Motion / Car Pool / Wild Thing / Just Like That / One Degree of Separation / Love by the Numbers / Substitute for Love / Finders Keepers / In Deep Waters / Warming Trend / Sugar / In Every Port / Roller Coaster / All the Wrong Places / Paperback Romance / The Kiss that Counted by Karin Kallmaker
The Wild One / Dreams Found / Getting There / Dream Lover / Always and Forever / The Feel of Forever by Lyn Denison
Sierra City / Love Waits / Devil’s Rock / Artist’s Dream / Storms / Coyote Sky / No Strings / One Summer Night / Gulf Breeze / Dawn of Change by Gerri Hill
Curious Wine by Katherine V Forrest
Silent Heart / Under the Southern Cross by Claire McNab
Butch Girls Can Fix Anything by Paula Offutt
Once More with Feeling by Peggy J Herring
Sea Legs / Sumter Point / Worth Every Step / Out of Love / The House on Sandstone by KG MacGregor
Payback by Gabrielle Goldsby
1049 Club by Kim Pritekel
Bobby Blanchard, Lesbian Gym Teacher / Lois Lenz, Lesbian Secretary by Monica Nolan
Starting from Scratch / 96 Hours by Georgia Beers
Just Business by Julie Cannon
Something in the Wine by Jae
Wild at Heart by Layce Gardner
Green Eyed Monster by Gill McKnight
Babyji - Abha Dawesar
NEVER FORGET MY FAVORITE BOOK GUYS IT’S SO GOOD AND SO UNDERAPPRECIATED
a love story starring my dead best friend by emily horner
Tell me again how a crush should feel - sarah farizan
The summer i wasnt me - jessica verdi (this one is set in a gay-conversion camp though so fair warning!)
When Women Were Warriors - Catherine M Wilson. (Lady warriors with weapons! and POC main character?!)
the dark wife by Sarah Diemer