Nov 10, 2021
sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king
squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as "gargoyling the bong"
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2. you literally have to take a shower with the bong
sometimes we called it Napoleon around people who hadn't seen it before so they expected it to be short and then when they saw it and were surprised we'd be like "what? it's the same height as Napoleon"
Drinks a bunch of vodka and kills Napoleon? Was this your roommate???
no this is him
