master mariner, lord of lies

neither man nor mythical . ody / jojo / danya . she / her . absolutely insane about the iliad & odyssey . art by wolfythewitch . writer & reader & poet and such . #1 trans odysseus truther .

[fagsromana]

we need an american girl doll that plotted the downfall of her former boss by making him look like a coke addict

[nijuukoo]

Forget 2023, let's just party like it's 2009

Happy new year! Hope y'all have your own safehouse shenanigans ♥

Memes used: 1 2

[nijuukoo]

One Last More Time

Previous Prompts

[nijuukoo]

"Forever hold your peace, ya candyasses!"

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Commission for @auld-sinclair as an engagement gift for his partner! Funny though, she managed to pop the question *just* before he could surprise her with this, which is amazingly in character for Rochelle because she would definitely be the one to beat Nick to the punch ♥

Congratulations, you two! thank you so much for letting me illustrate this beautiful chapter in your lives ♥♥♥

[delakoks]

[nelllis]

makes them kiss like barbie dolls :)

[j4k404]

^_^

(old drawings that are just accumulating dust in my library)

[rars]

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

[aetherograph]

boobs are kind of what our taxonomic category is known for. we even named it after boobs. That's what Mammal means. It means "having boobs". Fun fact humans might have the most 3d boobs because we have flat faces with noses that point down.

[sarcasticbookaddict]

Jane Austen was really out there 200 years ago writing lines like “If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more” that to this day are still so swoon-worthy.

[suicidalcat00]

Eremika ‼️🌊

One of my top favorite art lowkey.. Cuz i poured my whole soul and emotion into this 😔

Check out my IG in my bio for more art ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆

[bangnialdo]

Raid on Liberio

tips | commissions

this piece took me around 50 hours🤞 hope you enjoy

[vampireg1rl]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SWEETEST PRETTIEST MOST SMART CUTE BOY EVERRRR MY BABY ARMIN ILY 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[kintsugizh]

you've been guiding me this whole time, haven't you?

[mens-rights-activia]

I have this theory that the more defensive an animal is around their home, the tastier their offspring must be. I came up with this theory two summers ago when my friend and I accidentally stepped on a yellow jacket nest and they proceeded to sting us so incredibly painfully and stalk us to try to finish the job. We barely made it out alive! Since yellow jackets don’t actually make anything tasty like honey, I concluded that there must be something even tastier worth protecting; their offspring. Yellowjacket larvae must be so incredibly delicious and tender that they must not only deliver a powerful sting, but hunt down any trespassers to death. Anyway, I don’t have any evidence for this theory yet but I’m hoping to try it out soon by acquiring a beekeeper costume and grabbing a yellow jacket grub to see what it tastes like

[henrylevesconte]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[certified-anti-microsoft-posts]

Devastated that unfortunately out of the alternative corporate verbs "Google it" is kinda the best option

[enthyrea]

beach day in savior grace’s biodome 🏖️

[moggycatdocs]

001. HEADLOCK

not mobile friendly, heavy drawings file > make a copy, do NOT ask for access do not remove credits

my first ever doc (that I'm posting...)!! i've been sitting on it for a little while, but lurking in various tags here has encouraged me to finally post... the lyrics are from headlock by imogen heap & the repeating text is inspired by some of the screens in the game mouthwashing !! there's space for basic information, appearance, personality, backstory + writing sample & a place for abilities/to talk about symbolism. you need to try and stick to the character limit of each page, the doc is pretty finicky. please feel free to DM me if there's any issues with the doc!

[notoriousaesthetics]

✧ ( 47. 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 ) ── // LINK a single muse google doc.

───  𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏.

this is a premium single muse google doc that's inspired by old civilizations, archeology, museums, sculptural design and baroque aesthetics. this doc is very to edit and use. to replace any of the default photos, make sure to double click for replace! there's also plenty of space for writing as much as you need! this is not a mobile friendly doc and the entire layout looks best on desktop! includes: 7 unique custom google doc templates + an additional instruction document that explains the terms of use & further guidelines. disclaimer: ✺ images do not belong to me and are credited to their rightful owners.

───  𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒖𝒔𝒆.

PERMITTED

customizing the templates, including changing colors, adding or removing elements, replacing images, and more.

mixing and matching pages from other notoriousaesthetic only templates to personalize design.

NOT PERMITTED

removing or obscuring the credit; it must remain intact and visible on all templates.

using the templates in illegal, defamatory, or otherwise harmful projects.

copying, selling, or redistributing the templates, whether in their original form, partially (e.g., individual pages), or remixed (e.g., modified versions).

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